I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."

"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"

by Khyzer September 18, 2019

try diaper

Needed in online gaming. Players put them on getting ready to use teamwork, tactics, and well-placed shots. The other team recognizes this and proceeds to dominate the tryhards, thus making the effort look like childsplay.

Let's all put on our try diapers this round and stop playing like shit.

by lekhusta December 4, 2013

Don't try my life

When someone insults or talks badly about your favorite thing in the world.

Hater: "Yo, I fucking hate Fornite"
You: "Yo Don't try my life"

by MillieLycan March 21, 2018

Shh I'm Trying To Sleep

The act of trying to sleep when you are malcolomed

Shh I'm trying to sleep

by Shh Im Trying To Sleep May 30, 2018

trying to avoid fatigue

phrase used when you don't want to perform activities outside your realm of comfort.

Friend 1: Hey, let's go hiking this weekend.
Friend 2: Absolutely not, i am trying to avoid fatigue.
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Guy: Netflix and chill?
Girl: Nope, trying to avoid fatigue.

by x4vr March 29, 2018

try not to cringe

take turns being extremely cringey until nobody can handle it anymore

“try not to cringe…”

“sticking out ur gyatt for the rizzler”

by 3x44xx October 30, 2023

Try sexual

Try sexuals will do anything to 'release' their hornyness. They would fuck anything. A car, pickle, pan, animal, tree.

John: OMG dude I'm soo fucking horny I'll fuck anything.

Rick: Dude I'm Try sexual which means I'll have sex with anything. It's fun. You should try it some time.

John: Imma go fuck something in my car.
> John starts fucking a tissue box when Rick comes in <

Rick: Yo dude can I join?

John: AHH FUCK YEAH.

> John and Rick have sex <

by TheGirlWhoLovesLesbianSex March 30, 2017