Release the kraken

To pwn, to kick the ass of whomever you're releasing the kraken on

I'm totally going to release the kraken on that test tomorrow

by ashraptor April 1, 2010

Fuck and Release

Uhm, pretty self explanatory but for the nerds out there that jerk their own snake and need explanation it's a one night stand.

Bro 1: How did it go with that broad last night after that party?
Bro 2: Fuck and Release!

by h4b4n3r0 June 14, 2013

Releasing the hostages

To describe a man masturbating

"I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute. I'm releasing the hostages."

by Richard December 29, 2004

Pinch and Release

Applying slight pressure to a girl's bra strap with one hand, and quickly releasing it to unsnap the pins, in turn, unleashing the toys to your pleasure. (Make sure the hand you use is warm, usually a cold touch is a turn-off).

Guy: "Hey man, did you try the Pinch and Release like I told you?"
Buddy: "Yeah dude! It worked like a charm and totally got me some action!"

by Ridicularded December 28, 2011

Release the bears

When you are so angry at some that you would release Bears to viciously murder your enemy

1) a great conversation stoper
So what is your name
Release the Bears!!
2) what you say when anoying you
Your stupid
You know what
What

Release the bears

by Lord of hoodie March 12, 2015

Rip and Release

When you catch a fish and blow a bong rip into its mouth and release it into the wild.

In Alaska its very common for stoners to grab salmon with their bare hands and shotgun weed smoke into a fishes mouth then release it back into the water.

Hey bros, want to hit up the lake tonight and do some rip and release?

by Pete the wizard October 3, 2020

Early release

When a man blows his load first thing in the morning.

I had early release this morning and can't wait for a nooner. I usually start off by rubbing her bean then jump in both feet first.

by JoeyBomm May 27, 2020