Any good music festival has a clear "no metal" guideline preventing badly dressed, long haired freaks who wear a 1998 Metallica shirt and black leather pants to come to the festival.
Jake: Hey Tom, how was the Sziget festival this year?
Tom: Awesome, they had cheap beer and no metal.
A strict rule adopted by old people in the 80's and modern day fags.
Jeff: I guess Tom said there's a no metal rule.
Randy: Who gives a fuck. I know Tom and he's a total faggot.