jailbait milf

An underage (Jailbait) Mother I'd Like To Fuck.

Jamie Lynn Spears is a Jailbait MILF.

by dizzleshizzlenizzle July 4, 2008

Jailbait Lookalike

A girl over the age of 18 who appears to still be under 18 in the sense of a jailbait (Jailbait: an underage girl who appears to be over 18 because of her well developedness). She is the pedophile and creepy old guy's unattainable dream.

Pedophile: Oh, damn man... look at that chick walkin' in, she's gotta be 16, musta used a fake. I'm gonna go mack on her.
Guy: Are you joking? That's my sister... she's 20, just a jailbait lookalike you sick f@#$.
Pedophile: Well, then she'd be legal then?
Guy: Yeah, but unattainable for your fat, ugly, desperate @$$.

by Nipplefeister December 22, 2009

Jailbait

'jailbait: noun
jailbait is the name given for a situation which could be described as 'edgy'. e.g. "shit, here come the poli, JAILBAIIIIIIIT"

Police come towards you when you set fire in front of old folks homes, Jailbait.

by Clarky FS July 12, 2008

Pseudo-Jailbait

Someone (especially a young woman) who lets people think they are underage as a way of teasing/flirting/having a joke but is perfectly legal.

She made a lot of guys panic slightly by being pseudo-jailbait

by ApricotFields September 28, 2018

Jailbait Julie

A wonderful young girl that looks 18+ but isn't

Is that Jailbait Julie? Well better not tap that.

by NotNotTJ May 23, 2015

Jailbait-baited

When a woman aged 16-19 flirts with you to get your details and then proceeds to troll you on all social media platforms.

Gave ma deets to dem hotties from Friday, man spent a week being jailbait-baited bruv!

by Stubbington Flossworthy February 2, 2017

Jailbait

When someone's ready to hit them cells #juvy #cardiff #freemyman

"Noway he's just bonnited tha nan" "don't mess lad he's jailbait him"

by Bazzatron101 May 15, 2017