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Nippulosis 

The severe enlargment and engorgement of the nippular region. If allowed to persist, it could be fatal.
Definitely real Doctor: I'm sorry Mr. Arthur, the Stage 6 Nippulosis has spread to your bosomal regions. You have six months to live. I told you to stop rubbing and squeezing them so tenderly!
Arthur: Oh no! If only I hadn't been so addicted to the space betwixt my breast. If only...
Nippulosis by funkierstudent May 31, 2017

Female-presenting nipples 

The most heinous of body parts. Must be censored and covered at all costs.
They were fine with the nudity, until they realized there were some female-presenting nipples, then it all went to hell.

By the minty nipples of Marduk ! 

An expression of surprise and joy, by presumably referring to the nipples of a Babylonian god that were, for the sake of this expression, inordinately minty.
" By the minty nipples of Marduk !" this McRib sandwich is delicious !

Nipplescooter 

Putting someone's nipple in your butthole and farting loudly until the nipple begins to vibrate violently.
Guy #1:Dude I gave my girlfriend a nipplescooter last night and shit all over her boob!

Guy#2: Holy shit that sounds so sexy, I'ma do that tonight!
Nipplescooter by The Boss Jawn August 24, 2011

Mr Nipples 

The guy across the street who has pink yogurt lid sized nipples hanging from his man boobs that ALWAYS has his shirt off, blinding all that cross his path.
Mr Nipples is out shirtless again pulling the heads off of his roses. Good God man put on a shirt!
Mr Nipples by Wolf balls August 17, 2010

nipplesqueeze

Someone that is so annoying, you feel like your nipples are being squeezed.
Izzat-I have a 4.0 GPA and I have a shitty Mexican mustache.

Barry-Izzat, you are such a nipplesqueeze.
nipplesqueeze by BVOX September 19, 2013