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Nipdickle
A rare medical condition where one’s nipples are prolonged to resemble a penis in length and girth. Inversely, where ones penis is looked at from a microscopic level to resemble a nipple.
“Did you see the shirt that Mike is wearing?”
“How could I not? I went to get a close look at his penis and his Nipdickles poked me in both eyes.”
“How could I not? I went to get a close look at his penis and his Nipdickles poked me in both eyes.”
Nipdickle by John Willy January 4, 2023
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Nigdick
A unit of measurement commonly used in South Dakota to say the length and or width of something around a foot long such as a Subway sandwich.
White Guy 1- I just got a new big screen TV and it is around 4 nigdicks long and 2 1/2 nigdicks tall.
Black Friend 1- Your a fucking racist.
White Guy 2- Wait. Why is there a black man in South Dakota?
Black Friend 1- Your a fucking racist.
Black Friend 1- Your a fucking racist.
White Guy 2- Wait. Why is there a black man in South Dakota?
Black Friend 1- Your a fucking racist.
Nigdick by bubblebuttboy November 12, 2011
nitdick
Someone who has a penis size comparable to that of a nit (baby louse), which would be almost microscopic.
nitdick by HairyMelvin July 22, 2015
Nitdicking
Nitdicking by H2theD August 23, 2016
niplick
niplick by mxicn.prsn October 24, 2006
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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