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ninjocracy 

Crime is quite low in a ninjocracy, because would-be criminals know that the punishment for violating any law is a swift katana-beheading within 3 seconds of the commission of the crime.

A ninjocracy presidential election is unique because voters never see nor hear the candidates.
ninjocracy by Thomas Ry January 13, 2008
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nikjoo'd 

An alternative form of reverse psychology favoured by Brits

When someone tricks you into making a decision by pretending that you've already decided.

Pronounced *nik-You'd* or *nick-Jude*
Friend 1: *Erm I can't decide which ice cream flavour, there are too many options...*
Friend 2: *Mate, come on -- you already know*
Friend 1: *Uff you're right, I want vanilla*

<<15 minutes later>>
Friend 1: *Ffs, I was just nikjoo'd... and I'm basic!*
nikjoo'd by annakasi April 17, 2019

ninjombies 

Ninjombies are the rad mixture of ninjas and zombies often fighting vampirates which are a mixture of vampires and pirates... which are gay. Their are two great ninjombies known as Kieron and Chadrick although affiliating with the chevie who is a gay vampirate and is dating a walking tomato, the chadrick is still loyal to the ninjombies.
1. HOLY SHIT run its the ninjombies!!!
2. Daaamn, that vampirate just got pwned in the face by a ninjombie!!
3. That ninjombie just owned that tomato
ninjombies by Kieron the pwn master December 25, 2007

Ninjaonc 

A person whom has a strong unconditional love for mercy's tracer's widomaker's and roadhog's thicc ass
Oli is a ninjaonc look at him stare at widows ass
Ninjaonc by Cursed Tonge May 8, 2017
(noun)
1. The name for someone who has mad ninja skills
2. Nickname for someone who is in martial arts
"DAMN man that guy must be some kind of ninjor"

"werd up ninjor, did you enjoy kicking everyone's ass with your ninja skills?"
ninjor by 6 gig February 17, 2003

Ninjomie 

Combination of "Ninja" and "Homie or Homeboy" = Ninjomie
All of my friends are total ninjomies.

Wow, that Ninjomie Posse is hardcore.
Ninjomie by Bitch Tits of NP January 3, 2009