Ninja Props 

Similar to regular Props but sneakier and moar fully awesome

Can only be given and received by truly worthy people

Editors who put up with the shit that people try to post stupid shit on UD all the time deserve major ninja props

Ninja Props by RainbowNinja July 6, 2009

Ninja Proofing 

Setting up your house to ward off long term ninja infestations. It's considered impossible to keep ninjas out entirely. In fact, attempting to do so can attract their attention and just make the problem worse.

1) Coat the walls and ceilings with steel backed teflon. If the steel isn't thick enough, they can still use their claws. Make sure it's at least a 1/4 inch thick.
2) Install random rotating magnets. This makes it difficult to throw shurikens accurately.
3) Set up a DVD of old "Kung Fu" reruns in infinite reply. Warning: This may cause Seppuku incidents, which are really messy. Take my word on it. Spread plastic in front of the TV.

Avoid using pirates. I know it's tempting, but they're worse than ninjas (really loud and smelly and treasure chests are hard to find).

Bob: Where were you last weekend?
Bill: Sorry, spent all day Saturday Ninja Proofing.

Ninja Proofing by Al Benedict December 3, 2010

ninja problems 

having problems with your homies or family
arguing with a hater and getting pissed
helping your homies or family with their problems

chick friend-waz wrong?
boyo-ninja problems.
chick friend-giggle.
boyo-not like that.
chick friend-whos startin shit?
boyo-i got it covered.
chick friend-iight

ninja problems by me-hearts February 22, 2008

ninja problems 

having problems functioning sexualy

bob:whats wrong with you man?
george:ninja problems
bob:ahh

ninja problems by lots of love February 22, 2008

ninja promotion 

noun

When you're awarded a fancy new title and a fresh pile of responsibilities, but your paycheck doesn’t move an inch. Like a ninja, this promotion slips in silently, sounds impressive, might even look impactful—but remains completely undetectable in your bank account.

Origin:
Rumored to have started among government employees, where budget freezes were common but the need for “recognition” was high. Managers, unable to offer raises, began handing out sleek new titles like “Senior Specialist” or “Lead Coordinator” as stealthy morale boosters. The term “ninja promotion” was coined after someone joked that their new role was like a ninja—deadly serious, highly skilled, and totally invisible on payday.

Often includes:

A new title

More meetings

Higher expectations

No money

A LinkedIn update and a slice of cake

Coworker: “I thought you got promoted?”
You: “Yeah, it was a ninja promotion. Still broke, but at least it sounds cool.”

ninja promotion by CorporateNinja March 29, 2025

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