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ninjaing, ninja it, or ninjaed

ninjaing- downloading software illegally and bad-ass stealthily because you're that awesome of a cyber ninja, also means you're doing cool ninja stuff BECAUSE YOU'RE A MOTHERFUCKING NINJA!

(to) ninja it- similar to "pirate it" or "pirating it" so see above definition

ninjaed- you've been ninjaed!
Real Life Ninja: (Can't download new video game) Ywaaaaah shaaooohwah! (Throws shuriken at computer screen)
Computer's Response: Ninjaing, ninja it, or ninjaed!
Game downloaded...loading...currently .000001%
Estimated time remaining is 1 Year!
Ninja: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Shooooomaw!

Pirate: Yaaaarh! Got me some nice booty.
Ninja: (Holding pirate's internet booty)
Pirate: ...AAAAARRRRGH! I've been ninjaed!

ninja dragging it 

A joke started on TikTok surrounded around the streamer ninja who said that the ninja with the low taper fade meme was still popular months after nobody used it anymore. This sparked the creation of many memes talking about ninja dragging the joke which has become more popular than the low taper fade meme ever was.
Hey guys did you see the low taper fade meme it’s probably the biggest meme of the year and I saw 15 new versions of it today on TikTok. Reply: bro ninja dragging it right now

Rockin it ninja 

When a person is wearing all black and they look good and not creepy.
Whoa that guy is rockin it ninja and he looks sick!!
Rockin it ninja by urbancoolguy February 22, 2011

IT Super Ninja

A geek who has transcended the super geek state of being. A geek who doesn't even need to show up at work, and can still command all machines, servers, and networks as if he/she's standing there. See also r0x0r, h4x0rz, white-hat but not white hats.

IT Super Ninjas often make users uneasy by taking control of their mouse from inside their machine. If physical intervention is needed, they prefer to use the cover, concealment, and downtime of night, and often must be experts in lockpicking, parkour, and stealth while accessing workstations left locked behind closed office doors.

IT Super Ninjas are the highest, and finest breed of geek and are to be respected for their finely honed geek prowess.
User 1: "Dude. I think they hired an IT Super Ninja. My computer, internet, phone, everything- has been running for months without any issues."

User 2: "Yeah, I know. The other day, I emailed helpdesk after spilling a cup of coffee on my keyboard. My mouse started moving, and some crazy dubstep started playing on my computer. It shook my whole desk, and the coffee came out of my keyboard. It was crazy."
IT Super Ninja by Llejk Eloc June 15, 2011

What it was my ninja¿ 

What are they speaking on! Whats there intention¿!
I hollered at ohh'boyy! What it was my ninja¿

Ninja Itch 

An itch that you can not find.
For example, Your arm feels itchy but when you scratch it you realise your arm isn't itchy - it feels it - and the itch is realy on some other part of the body. And we all know how stealthy ninjas are, so this is realy a "Ninja Itch".
Ninja Itch by Karimuru March 28, 2010