ninja card 

Being tested for HIV and coming back positive. "Drawing the ninja card."

nick: "Hey, SHELLEY, did you get those tests results back?"

SHELLEY: "Yeah... I drew the ninja card."

AZ: "All bets are off, you got the death sentence!"

nick: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Life gets more complicated now!"

ninja card by John Q. Public, Esq. September 25, 2009

Ninjatard 

Retarded kids whom consider themselves intelligent because of their Counter Blox inventory. You can usually find them lurking in the Ninja's Trade server on discord, prowling the text channels in search of unsuspecting prey to shark. They tend to be vile and vocal creatures, with their one liners being, "WhAt AbOuT dEmAnD" and "CaStLeRs AnD aImEr AbUsE tOo MuCh".

Enzo tried to frame Aimer for alt trading with fabricated DMs. Kinda a fucking Ninjatard.

Ninjatard by solxr June 11, 2019

Ninjatard 

When someone thinks they are a lot sneakier than they actually are.

He was trying to be all quiet and sneak back into bed with his girl, then he knocked over the whole table by her bed like a straight ninjatard.

Ninjatard by El Chueko December 9, 2014

Ninjatard 

Dumbasses who go to the ninjas "trading" server and depend on a/d channels to do their trades.

To be honest; this trading server is the reason why the "CBRO" economy is so fucked right now.

Main excuses: Accept that trade, nobody uses *insert gun skin here* and DEMAND DEMAND DEMAND. Although their shit is confusing as well.

Full of gang sharkers, Brazilians, and obnoxious shitposting refugees from r/okbuddyretard. Although the devs of this game can also get shit on too. Like NOT FIXING GOD DAMN OFFICE.

I'd recommend you don't depend on your trading and profit from this. It's best if you know values yourself and with a dependable community backing it up. Retardation and bias is the major thing on this server. Otherwise, the general community is pretty good. Although they have the mindset of a manchild and the toxicity of a depressed withdrawn teenager.

"Aww, shit bro I took an L. My AK-47 Eve for 13k in mid knives... And they said accept..."
"I told you not to fucking trust those ninjatards, they know nothing, so why even listen to them?"

"I feel bad for the developer's man, they work so hard on this update and they get shit on by the community in return."
"What did you expect? It's ROBLOX for fuck's sake. Expect the community to not actually play the damn game."

"Might as well call this Ninja's "demand" server at this point."

Ninjatard by END MY SUFFERING PLEASE January 17, 2020

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008