Ninety-Nine Percent

Something that is entirely ideal, but just not quite perfect.

Dude A: Man, she's like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream girl.

Dude B: So if you met your dream girl you'd just dump her instantly?

Later...

Dude B: This soda is like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream soda.

Dude A: You're just jealous.

Ninety-Nine Percent by THE MAN GABE HIMSELF April 10, 2010

free-ninety-nine 

When something costs nothing because one stole it.

Dude it cost me FREE-NINETY-NINE.

free-ninety-nine by Mark Towe December 7, 2005

One Ninety-Nine 

It is a leg rub that costs exactly $1.99

One Ninety-Nine

One Ninety-Nine by Anonymous_Person_69 April 26, 2014

dime plus ninety nine

One Dime plus ninety nine Dime.
So it's 100 Dime.

Perfect girl to you got 10/10 full score. Girl with 100 Dime - 1000/10.

Your true beauty's description looks so good that it hurts, you're a dime plus ninety nine.

dime plus ninety nine by windtalker January 1, 2007

dime plus ninety nine

"gurl ur a dime plus ninety nine dont even know what your worth"

someone who is so good lookin it hurts

Gurl look at him he a dime plus ninety nine damn

dime plus ninety nine by LIl_Sammi May 13, 2005

dime plus ninety nine

one dollar and nine cents

Oh cool, i have a dime plus ninety nine. Now I have enough to buy tasty, smooth pudding.

dime plus ninety nine by Dee Gooplah July 1, 2006

nostrils ninety-nine

nostrils ninety-nine is the largest number in the world. the only number larger than infinity.

i love you nostrils ninety-nine times more than a fat kid loves candy.

nostrils ninety-nine by mynameis7 August 2, 2007