The kid at the party who is in the basement, sober, playing with magic cards whilst thinking about RuneScape.
Yo, where's Nimrod?' 'Oh probably in the basement playing Runescape
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A person who does something horrible wrong and gets dogged on it by their friends. A miscalculated mistake.
Here comes that nimrod who tripped over air but swore it was a rock.

That boy is a nimrod for sticking his finger in an electrical outlet.
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Nim is one of the rarest of beings. Half Charonte, half Leimaxion,

Character from Sherrilyn Kenyon Dark Hunter series

Designation: Slug Demon

he attached himself to Jared after Jared saved his life. Quick and deadly to the extreme, Nim is also extremely shy and withdrawn. There are those who say he was once enslaved and severely abused by his owner. Others say it was other demons who used him to bait their enemies and refused to help him until he was on the brink of death. Whatever the truth, he prefers to avoid all demonikyn and stays with Jared even though Jared keeps trying to set him free.
real name is Nimrod but nick name is Nim or Nim Demon

Motto: Do unto others and run like hell

1. Touch my bunny and I will eat your entrails.

2. I'll eat anything with ketchup.

3. I like trying to help Jared even when he tells me he doesn't need it.

4. I don't understand this what is this weight thing? Is that like when Jared tells me he'll be back and I have weight until he returns?

5. My height varies cause sometimes ceilings get low and I don't like when they mess up my hair. Ceiling hair is kind of gross.

6. I live in the 7th level of hell. Really.

7. I play lots of video games and collecting manga and trading cards.

8. I don't wear shoes, I wear boots.

9. I think I like these Teddy Scares. They keep my bunny happy.

10. Simi still scares me, but I don't think she's going to eat me.
by Nim demon May 29, 2011

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British ASW plane
Nimrod MR.2P
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A prick in the bible who thought he could kill god.

A kickass album by Green Day.
The biblical Nimrod deserves the biggest douche in the universe award.
by Nimrod was a dickhead May 14, 2004

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1. A mighty hunter. Now chiefly used in this sense outside the United States.
2. A slow-witted person.

Nimrod was the Biblical founder of Babylon, also considered a mighty hunter. Contrary to the uneducated twits on here, Nimrod did NOT build the tower of Babel (at least the Bible does not claim this, only that the "men of Babylon" tried to build it), and the Bible does NOT claim he tried to kill God.

The Bible ONLY mentions that Nimrod was a son of Cush, the founder of Babylon, and a mighty hunter. Curiously enough, Dictionary.com attests definition 2 to have derived from a Looney Toons episode, wherein Bugs Bunny mocks his adversary, the hunter Elmer Fudd, calling him a "poor little Nimrod". Warner Brothers' Looney Toons cartoons were not written for children, but for literate adults, and often contained literary references children would not understand. Younger generations, mostly illiterate, and having little or no Bible knowledge not gleaned from their moronic parents and half-wit talk radio hosts, probably misunderstood the comment as being a general insult describing the slow-witted Fudd.
Probably from the phrase “poor little Nimrod,” used by the cartoon character Bugs Bunny to mock the hapless hunter Elmer Fudd.
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A complete idiot. From the Bible, the person who tried to build the Tower of Babel.
Wolfowitz said that the Iraqui oil would pay for the war. What a nimrod!
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