ninjaing

basically doing everything a ninja (killing sneaking around taking out pirates the usual) does without being seen or heard

d00d I was having so much fun ninjaing yesterday I took out three guards with no problems

ninjaing by the true ninja August 29, 2006

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Ninjaing

The Act Of Shop Lifting Or Doing Something Very Ninja Like.

Guy1 "hey what you up to?"
Guy2 "not much just going ninjaing"
Guy1 "oh ok cool could u get me a mars bar?"

Ninjaing by ParasiticVampyric March 3, 2009

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ninjaing

Sneaking out of a party/bar without saying goodbye, unnoticed, like a ninja.

"Hey, where'd you go last night?"
"Aw man, I was starting to feel the shots so I had to ninja"

"Where'd your friend go?"
"Oh, probs home. She's bad about ninjaing"

ninjaing by kylzzville December 5, 2013

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ninjaing, ninja it, or ninjaed

ninjaing- downloading software illegally and bad-ass stealthily because you're that awesome of a cyber ninja, also means you're doing cool ninja stuff BECAUSE YOU'RE A MOTHERFUCKING NINJA!

(to) ninja it- similar to "pirate it" or "pirating it" so see above definition

ninjaed- you've been ninjaed!

Real Life Ninja: (Can't download new video game) Ywaaaaah shaaooohwah! (Throws shuriken at computer screen)
Computer's Response: Ninjaing, ninja it, or ninjaed!
Game downloaded...loading...currently .000001%
Estimated time remaining is 1 Year!
Ninja: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Shooooomaw!

Pirate: Yaaaarh! Got me some nice booty.
Ninja: (Holding pirate's internet booty)
Pirate: ...AAAAARRRRGH! I've been ninjaed!

ninjaing, ninja it, or ninjaed by IMJUSTANINJA! June 27, 2011

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Nimaing

Constantly and desperately watching an ethereum wallet and it’s transactions, fully knowing you will never achieve that level of wealth in your life.

I’m going to stop nimaing this wallet, I don’t want to look like Nima Rezaei

Nimaing by Mohammad Rezaei (Pedro) March 29, 2022

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Ninjaing

To behave (or attempt to behave) in a ninja-esque manner, with agility, skills, subtlety, and stealth.

I was ninjaing my way around the house in the dark because I didn't want to wake the kids.

Ninjaing by KnightSmithJones July 6, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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