Night Vision Whizzing

Night Vision Whizzing ( or NVW ) is when you try to wee into the toilet bowl in a dark room. Ultimately resulting in weeing all over the seat or on the wall. But if you're a pro, you hit the jackpot every time.

Mum: WHO PEED ON THE SEAT AND DIDN'T CLEAN UP AFTER THEIR SELVES!!!

Thomas: Night Vision Whizzing is a hard job to do you know!

Night Vision Whizzing by SnowyTheNutter July 24, 2009

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Niggavision

Niggavision is a power that only the darkest of darkies have the potential to develop. It is the ability to literally view any weed, cocaine, or cheap malt liquor from a mile away.

Joe: DUDE! you know i hate watching BET! turn that nigger shit off!

Toby: this happens every time im chillin at yo pad dawg! im BLACK WTF how many times i gotta 'splain this shit? *puts down 40oz of steel reserve 211*

~~ All of a sudden a 6"7', dark as night, grade-E nigga bursts through the door smoking a newport and a black & mild at the same time snatches the 40 and dips ~~

Joe: THAT SUN'ABITCH HAD THAT GODDAMNED NIGGAVISION! what in tarrrrnation!? well, hey its alright, we got some real good expensive ale all the way from Belgium in the fridge!

Toby: fuck that man im headed back over to 7/11 for s'more steel

Joe: i swear to god toby ur gonna get that gosh darned niggavision one day too...

Niggavision by BromoDragonFLY December 12, 2009