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nightcrawler 

The most awesome X-men ever! Nightcrawler's real name is Kurt Wagner. He is german and a former circus acrobat. He is also a superb fencer and athlete and has extremely strong faith.

Is 5'9, blue fur, yellow eyes, three fingered hands and toes.

His main power is teleportation (BAMF) but also has other abilities such as 'sticking' to walls and seeing in the dark.

Also my idol. :)
"Have you seen X2? Maaaaaaaaan nightcrawler is awesome"
nightcrawler by DJD December 20, 2003

nightcrawler 

A person that prefers night to day; moonlight to daylight.
People that work night shifts tend to usually be nightcrawlers.
nightcrawler by Kraul August 24, 2003

whiskey nightcrawler 

a term which describes the state of being so drunk that you look around and exclaim, "how the fuck did i get here?!" or "where the fuck am i?!"

whiskey- because the condition is caused by drunkenness.

nightcrawler- because the only logical explanation is that you have teleported to your new location, much like the famous x-man.
craig: where the hell did you go last night?

mick: all over the place, i was the whiskey nightcrawler.

nightcrawler 

The nocturnal pill popping, caffeine craving, nicotine-addicted internet creep that slides under the door sometime between 3 and 5 a.m. In these hours, the nightcrawler moves from room to room, longing for human contact and conversation. If none is available, he simply resorts to facebook, espn classic, or aim for communication to the outside world. The nightcrawler moves with stealth-like quickness powered by a nicotine-induced turbo from place to place, searching for fellow nightcrawlers. Determined to find out "what's up" with everyone, even if they're asleep.
Matt: Yea, Adam came into my room last night at 3:45 a.m.
Aaron: What did he want?
Matt: He asked me what was up...and then he told me that he just got back from the library.
Aaron: That's what he wanted to say at 3:45 in the morning?
Matt: yea...kid's a nightcrawler.
nightcrawler by Aaron Spitz May 15, 2007

Nightcrawler 

Someone who is awake when everybody else is asleep.

A person who does everything someone would do during the daylight but prefer to do it in the nighttime.
"Tom is only awake when everyone else is asleep." "Yeah he's a nightcrawler"
Nightcrawler by surkist July 26, 2018

Nightcrawler 

1) A large earthworm.
2) A nocurnal person.
3) A fuzzy blue X-Men character.
4) A Nazi who is blue and fuzzy.
5) A big penis.
1) Ew, I totally stepped on a Nightcrawler!
2)That goth thinks he's a Nightcrawler...
3) Nightcrawler just went 'bamf' again!
4) Heil, mein Nightcrawler! Kill ze Jews und teleoprt!
5) My boyfriend has a huge Nightcrawler.
Nightcrawler by Jesus Christ April 29, 2004