An evening excursion for a group of women all of whom must dress in revealing or scanty attire, and who should, as part of the etiquette of the event, consume large quantities of alcohol, and make a lot of noise. It is conventional at such events for one party to vomit whilst another holds the retcher's hair back from her face.
by Sara August 17, 2003
a typical girl's night out consists of a bunch of girl's getting completely dressed up, including but not limited to excessively slutty or overdone makeup, then going out to a club/bar type place to then get completely wasted all the while flirting with unsuspecting single men while their husband/boyfriends remain none the wiser.
Please also note girls night out does not have to include alcohol or a bar/club, if a moderate amount of male bashing goes on including but not limited to the boyfriend/husband, then a girls night out has occured.
If the girls night out does include a bar/club it should also include having gullible lonely men pay for drinks as well.
Please also note girls night out does not have to include alcohol or a bar/club, if a moderate amount of male bashing goes on including but not limited to the boyfriend/husband, then a girls night out has occured.
If the girls night out does include a bar/club it should also include having gullible lonely men pay for drinks as well.
Dumb Girl 1: Hey ladies its been a while time for a girls night out!!
Dumb Girl 2: Yeh lets hit up the club this Friday and leave the guys at home!
Dumb Girl 3: Alright! I finally have an excuse to wear that slutty shirt I bought last fall!
Random Boyfriend with sense observing conversation: Uhh the last time you went out like that, you came home drunk as hell, with some random numbers stuffed in your purse.
Dumb Girl (doesnt matter which one): Shutup idiot! we had to give them something for paying for all the drinks. Duh.
Boyfriend: Oh okay, so its okay for me to go out and have some idiot pay for my drinks and give out my number in return then?
Dumb Girl: If you do that I will rip off your balls, fry them in oil and feed to the dog.
Boyfriend: yeh,...okay,...sounds fair.
Dumb Girl 2: Yeh lets hit up the club this Friday and leave the guys at home!
Dumb Girl 3: Alright! I finally have an excuse to wear that slutty shirt I bought last fall!
Random Boyfriend with sense observing conversation: Uhh the last time you went out like that, you came home drunk as hell, with some random numbers stuffed in your purse.
Dumb Girl (doesnt matter which one): Shutup idiot! we had to give them something for paying for all the drinks. Duh.
Boyfriend: Oh okay, so its okay for me to go out and have some idiot pay for my drinks and give out my number in return then?
Dumb Girl: If you do that I will rip off your balls, fry them in oil and feed to the dog.
Boyfriend: yeh,...okay,...sounds fair.
by Skidmark McGee May 16, 2008
When the girls go out shopping and return home late. Usually in a drugged out and drunken stupor. A good oppurtunity to change the locks on the doors.
My ex had a girls' night out and came home the next day accusing me of cheating on her when she was gone.
by I'm not kidding December 6, 2003
When a group of women get together to complain about men, problems with men, or the lack of men.
Usually involves acting in a manner in which any man who sees them would sever all ties with said women, should that man know them.
Usually involves acting in a manner in which any man who sees them would sever all ties with said women, should that man know them.
Things were going great with Mark until Gina and her friends went on a girl's night out.
Mark saw Gina at a club and slit his wrists in the bathroom.
Mark saw Gina at a club and slit his wrists in the bathroom.
by Fuckballs. August 24, 2003
A night where "girls" go out with their friends. The single girls in the group complain because the married ones are being hit on by the "hot" guys. The married girls are doing things with these hot guys that would be grounds for divorce, and overall they all get too drunk to remember why they are missing their panties and/or a chunk of their hair. Good Times!
by Arnold S May 18, 2007
by Hannah August 29, 2004
A night of partying with only females, that entails drinking heavily, acting silly, and checking out boys.
Often used as an excuse to get away from one's boyfriend...
Often used as an excuse to get away from one's boyfriend...
John was being such an asshole that I really needed a girls' night to help clear my mind and put our relationship back in perspective; after a night of drinking and sillyness we decided that it's time that I dump him.
by Waspwoman August 17, 2003