nigga please

a rhetorical statement directed primarily towards people of african-american persuasion.

Man 1: Dawg I dunked on him last week.
Man 2: Aww nigga please

by Rodney Taylor May 12, 2008

nigga please

showing that what ever the (black) person is asking,doing, trying to do, or saying is completely unresonable,retarded, messed up, or is just not going to happen upon your standards.

Should ONLY be used if you are black and if the person you are directing it to is also black.

Person 1:I'm gonna make more money than you.
Person 2:Nigga PLEASE!

by mirgine December 27, 2007

nigga please

Proper term used when one doesn't believe or is too dumb to take a joke.

Person 1: I think I broke my ankle from jumping off that curb </sarcasm>

Person 2: nigga please

by Advil April 9, 2004

nigga please

Another way of saying "take it easy" or "ok, thats enough now".

person1: "Yo man you got the time?"
person2: "umm no"
person1: "But you gotta watch on your wrist"
person2: "it don't work"
person1: "why?"
person2 "Nigga Please!, stop bothering me! or ima bust yo ass!"

by titaniumx3 December 17, 2004

nigga please

A phrase used like ''No way'' or ''Get out of here'' Very ghetto and should be used as such

Dude look at that girls jelly

nigga please

by DizzyLizzy January 16, 2007

nigga, please

An urbanization of "Oh come come now, my esteemed African-American brother....surely you jest."

"I done had the LaRone triplets, twice!"
"Nigga please, you ain't had s***."

by redgyul September 23, 2004

Nigga Please

When you accidently bump into/are in the way of a black girl. Then when you try to say sorry you get slapped in the face with a "Nigga Please!" followed by a string of insults including ones aimed at your ethnicity, mom, fashion sense, Etc. And it all ends with a snap of the fingers and a bob of the head and she walks off. Leaving you in a total state of confusion.

Johnson: Oops!, I'm so-
Shaquandaya: Nigga Please!, You look like you just came out of the thrift store with yo cheap ass. Yo mom was a poor white trash hooker and you look straight up retarded! Crazy fuckin' crackas, think they can accidently walk into me!
Johnson:...What just happened?

by iwannabeanalcoholic January 28, 2005