nigga please

Proper term used when one doesn't believe or is too dumb to take a joke.

Person 1: I think I broke my ankle from jumping off that curb </sarcasm>

Person 2: nigga please

by Advil April 9, 2004

nigga please

Another way of saying "take it easy" or "ok, thats enough now".

person1: "Yo man you got the time?"
person2: "umm no"
person1: "But you gotta watch on your wrist"
person2: "it don't work"
person1: "why?"
person2 "Nigga Please!, stop bothering me! or ima bust yo ass!"

by titaniumx3 December 17, 2004

Nigga Please

Something a white man would say at KFC if he wanted to get shot.

KFC worker: Hurry up, your holding up the line.
You: Nigga Please
KFC worker: (gasps)
Your brains: *SPLAT*

by qwerty。 December 29, 2017

Nigga please

An exclamation of disdain or dismissal.

"Let me hold ten til Friday, yo."
"Nigga please"

by Bobo68 November 17, 2020

Nigga please

Asking a black person, or of black descent to please do something.

Black: "Need some help?"
You: "Oh, nigga please, nigga please!"

by anonymouskittylicklick225 February 27, 2011

nigga please

A phrase used like ''No way'' or ''Get out of here'' Very ghetto and should be used as such

Dude look at that girls jelly

nigga please

by DizzyLizzy January 16, 2007

Nigga Please!

When a nigga tries to say some shit to you and you reply, Nigga Please!

Tom: Dude I totally fucking got herpes from inserting my wee-wee in your mom's cooch!

Dave: Nigga PLEASE!

by xXJoseXx February 9, 2007