Mensch ärgere Dich nicht

Mensch ärgere Dich nicht is a board game where each player controls 4 pieces. In order to win, each player must be able to land all their pieces in the "safe zone" where they can no longer be attacked, the first player to place their pieces in the safe zone wins.

Players during each turn roll a dice to move their pieces. In order to begin, a player must roll a 6 in order to activate one of their pieces, in order to place more pieces on the board a 6 must be rolled each time.

Players move their way around the board and are allowed to attack other players if they roll a number that lands their piece in the same spot as another player.

Commonly known amongst western European players as "the game".

BE WARNED

This is a game where things can get heated, play at your own risk

Best played with perfect friends

Sarina: "Hey foucer, wanna play the game"
Thomas: "Dude last time we played Mensch ärgere Dich nicht you kicked my fuckin ass"

by Vastillios October 1, 2020

Du verstehst es einfach nicht

for someone that just doesn’t verstehen anything (ger)

Ich: Digga Bao, Angelina ist heute so lost.

Bao: Ja nh. Angelina! Du verstehst es einfach nicht.

by kristinakalskSLAY February 27, 2023

Nicht DeBruyne

A way of saying "No"

Friend 1 : "Are you going to the shops?"
Friend 2 : "Nicht DeBruyne"

by DanPure Danger April 29, 2021

Michael Nicht

Best actor in the whole universe

Michael Nicht: Batsen nou.

Michael Nicht: Kappe kutt

by Michael nicht March 5, 2017

Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch

a german phrase meaning "please speak english, i dont speak german well"

german man: schicken Sie diesen Mann sofort ins Gefängnis
american tourist: Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch
german man: oh okay, send zis man to jail immediately

by kitpysaysfuckyou April 14, 2023