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Nutminder
1.) n. One who minds their nuts. Typically, holds them incessantly or wears protective yamsack gear for all occasions.
2.) adj. Describes one as a tool, clown, assjack, jackhole, dush or nerd.
2.) adj. Describes one as a tool, clown, assjack, jackhole, dush or nerd.
Your couch monkey friend that sits with his legs spread wide for all to see while he manhandles his testicles like no one is around. The nutminder has callouses on his hands, not from masturbating, but from sack grabbing all day long in the presence of others and while fully clothed.
Nutminder by St0rmshadow May 15, 2008
ngmi
Friend 1: This guy I know has been lifting weights for 10 years but he never gained muscle because he ate fast food every day
Friend 2: He's ngmi
Friend 2: He's ngmi
ngmi by Night Blitz October 23, 2019
ngmi
ngmi: not gonna make it
translation: you are stupid and will struggle in life due to being stupid
alt definition: your efforts are in vain as you do not understand the scope or nuances of the thing in which you are dealing with. therefore, you are stupid.
translation: you are stupid and will struggle in life due to being stupid
alt definition: your efforts are in vain as you do not understand the scope or nuances of the thing in which you are dealing with. therefore, you are stupid.
Notmilk
A derogatory term of something or someone that is not pure. The evil that you see lurking in reality is not a conspiracy. The more known word describing this conspiratorial perceived evil a.k.a. "Notnilc" - instead it's more fittingly called "Notmilk". Notmilk is something that doesn't resonate with the Christ consciousness. Notmilk is someone that cannot introspect to metamorphize an inner philosopher's stone.
Notmilk by UncannyDeduction August 15, 2023