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5.
Move on to the next woman. It's what intelligent and expirenced people tell idiotic newcomers to do, but they don't listen, and continue to pursue the same woman by giving her flowers and being nice and polite and showing good manners while she goes off and fucks some outlaw biker. Then she tells him about how good the outlaw biker was, and enventually she cries on his shoulder about how the outlaw biker treats her like shit. When and if he asks her out she tells him that she's sorry but she doesn't feel that way about him, and that she just wants to be friends.

God, I'm bitter.
"There's this girl.... blah blah blah.... and she actually looked at be... blah blah blah... I could tell she really liked me, because her eyes were open... blah blah blah blah"

"Dude, just next her, It's obvious she doesn't like you, and she just wants to fuck an outlaw biker. You screwed up, man. Just move on."

"No, I really think I'm in love this time, I'm mean she so pretty, and I think about her all the time... and blah blah blah blah"

"Shitcock"
by Andrew Callaway January 25, 2004
 
8.
A nerdy text message sent to, or received by, another person.
That was such a next you sent me.

They are nexting each other.

He just nexted me.
by defried July 10, 2011
 
9.
The statement you use when someone clearly has no talent and/or is unworthy of praise, status or limelight of any sort.
Generally used in a showbiz context and applied when an act really stinks.
Mick: "man, that guy's act really sucks"
Bob: "right on; to that person I say - NEXT!!!"

or -

Jed: "I can't believe they can show this stuff and get away with it. It stinks."
Laura: "you're right let's go. NEXT!!"
by toroboy October 05, 2009
 
10.
Pointless trendy chothes shop targeted at shallow, middle class idiots.
"Ive just got a jumper from Next, it only cosy me £80".
by farge bofflenerp November 01, 2009
 
11.
Used to describe anything wierd, strange or unusual.
That chick's face looks next boy
by Billy Christmas January 26, 2007
 
12.
Not good enough, let's move on.
Oh, you work as a dog walker? Next!
by Steve the C October 05, 2012
 
13.
Something you yell when you disapprove or dislike something .
person 1: The dinner my mom made last night really sucked . It tasted like fried cat shit .
person 2: NEXT !
by Lollie the Bemused April 02, 2009
 
14.
This is a secondary method of claiming ownership over a previously unowned object after dibs has already been established over said object.

To "call next" is to denote who will obtain the next usage of the object after the "dibser" has had his/her fill.

To those who are unfamiliar with "Dibs Protocol," calling dibs on an object overrides any claims of ownership made simply by finding the object in question.
Person 1: Hey look, I found a pie.
Person 2: Dibs.
Person 3: I call next.
Person 1: Damn it.
by Ghost Crab March 03, 2009