A diet that one begins after New Year's Day. A person can either go on a New Year's diet as part of a New Year's resolution to eat healthier and/or lose weight, or simply for the purpose of losing a few holiday pounds. New Year's diets generally work best when combined with frequent, intense exercise.

I've probably gained five to ten pounds since Thanksgiving, so tomorrrow I'll be starting my New Year's diet. That means zero meat until February, as little junk food as possible, and medium-sized portions only. I also plan on hitting the gym at least three times a week.

New Year's diet by Daedalus Suburbanus January 1, 2014

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valley new year

The night before Thanksgiving and a night of drunken excess. Famous in the towns of the Naugatuck river "valley" in Connecticut. (Shelton, Derby, Ansonia)

Rob got so shitfaced last night at Valley New Year that he missed the Thanksgiving day football game.

valley new year by Chelovec November 21, 2018

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New Year's Resolution Warrior

Those people who make a new year's resolution to get in shape. they can be seen sporting new workout gear as they recently purchased a long term gym membership, of which will only get used for about 3 weeks before they quit. they are known for doing exercises incorrectly, being ass clowns, getting in your way and spend a lot of time socializing. they are typically very out of shape and are defined as physically unimpressive.

I would like to welcome the new year's resolution warriors to the gym. I appreciate you taking my normal parking spot, locker, and shower. You do look great in your new workout gloves and book to write down your three sets of bicep curls. The highlight was the 40 something couple making out between sets of incline dumbbell press. Hope you enjoy three weeks before you quit.

New Year's Resolution Warrior by DR. DISTRUCTO January 4, 2012

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new year's toast

This is a prediction that some person or group will meet with bad luck during the coming year.

The way they are losing money that company will be new year's toast!

new year's toast by I, Wreckerrr December 27, 2020

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