"When he walks, he walks the newtown shuffle..."
by You sold out for free? August 18, 2005
A township in Delco which is outside of Philadelphia. It is by far the most lopsided town in the entire state. In Newton, you are either one rich motherfucker living North of West Chester Pike, or you are a middle-class, blue collar family living South of it. If you grew up in this town, you either went to Saint Anastasia, or Paxon, and then Marple Newton High. Some people in this town are actually insane. No joke, we have had out run-ins with hostage situations. We love our culture. Everyone here is an Irish or Italian Catholic Republican. We take our CYO sports way to serious. If you want to find the best Newtown Square citizens, stop by your local Wawa, head to Nell, or go to the nighborhoods near Media Line Road.
Stop by, well love you or hate you!
Stop by, well love you or hate you!
by Flaym March 27, 2020
AKA The Scurrr... founded in 1692, a primarily Italian/Irish outskirt of Philadelphia, PA... Located 5 miles from the West Philadelphia border and 7 miles from the infamous 69th Street. Home to Marple-Newtown High School. Nice area on the decline due to western movement and expandation from Philadelphia, Upper Darby, Havertown, and Broomall. West portion of "Broomtown Square". Bordered by Media, Broomall and Edgmont. Originally farmland, now looks like it might as well be part of west philly.
Population: 46,000
Area: Approx. 10 Square miles
Average Annual Income: $37,000
Population: 46,000
Area: Approx. 10 Square miles
Average Annual Income: $37,000
by Tony Scarnuzzio November 30, 2007
by Newtown Square sux ass! August 16, 2008
If you can smoke it, snort it or shoot it you'll find it all here. If you say you're sober you're lying. Fight all you want, you won't get pulled off until one of you dies. The limit is your imagination.
I go to Newtown High School where I barely maintain passing grades and show up to al my classes high.
by blow up ct March 28, 2022