1st law:an object will continue to be in motion unless another force acts upon it to stop it.
2nd law:Force=Mass*acceleration
3rd law:For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
2nd law:Force=Mass*acceleration
3rd law:For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
by KawaiiAnime October 27, 2003
The turd law exists as a precaution to those who, while holding in their poop, have the urge to sneeze. It states that, in such condition, for every sneeze, there is an equal and disgustingly opposite reaction.
I gotta sneeze.
Didn't you say you had to shit, too?
Yeah, so what...
Dude you can't sneeze or you'll totally shit your pants.
Says whom?
Newton's Turd Law, read a book.
Didn't you say you had to shit, too?
Yeah, so what...
Dude you can't sneeze or you'll totally shit your pants.
Says whom?
Newton's Turd Law, read a book.
by bevindelvin June 25, 2015
by eK Selent January 18, 2010
by flagellum_mayor January 27, 2013
When you try to do something, you cannot, because there is a relatively negative action, that does not allow you to do it. (-1+1=0) Therefore, proving the non existence of earth and all of mankind.
Dude: Ayo, ever heard of the Newton's 3rd law in existence that doesn't make sense?
The other dude: No?
Dude: When humans try to walk, another negative action or force should be present to disable him from walking. So, humans are not even suppose to move in the first place.
The other dude: No?
Dude: When humans try to walk, another negative action or force should be present to disable him from walking. So, humans are not even suppose to move in the first place.
by Urgae6969 February 19, 2022
Person 1:What is Newton's Third Law of Motion?
*Random guy punches Person 1, person 1 goes to the floor*
Person 1: OW!
Random Guy: That's the law
*Random guy punches Person 1, person 1 goes to the floor*
Person 1: OW!
Random Guy: That's the law
by Xajdyn March 27, 2013
That Congressman is screaming he stands for family values. Yeah, he's following Newton's 5th law of political dynamics and must be banging his assistant
by Endsurg May 25, 2010