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Accepting everything new as better without question. Always

wanting to own or use the latest tech, no matter if it's ready for market or not.
That newtard has bought both the iphone and the android.
by dandelionjuice August 02, 2010
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A newtard is that new colleague who thinks they know it all, but much to their dismay, end up being humbled by their seniors.

A newtard is usually in their late teens to early twenties, and has an over-inflated ego, but lacks the knowledge to back it up.
I tried to teach Amanda how to read the inventory report, but she acted like a newtard and blew me off.
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