Hym “I’m a popular newspaper and you quote me ALL THE TIME! You’re doing the thing you’re criticizing THEM for doing you idiot. It’s exactly the same! That’s what I’m talkin about when I say you’re all fucking nut jobs. Blind to your own hypocrisy. And no, you shouldn’t have control over anything. If the shoe was on the other foot, you would say ‘Well, you don’t have to go there!’ So bring your kids somewhere else. Fuck them kids. Or let them read creepy rape books I don’t give a shit. It’ll be good for them. It’ll toughen them up.”
by Hym Iam November 20, 2022
"Hey Charlie! Can I read the comic section"
"Well actually Claire that would be my sandwich"
"Wow Charlie, You have so much Newspaper Bag Swag!"
"Well actually Claire that would be my sandwich"
"Wow Charlie, You have so much Newspaper Bag Swag!"
by ClaireBear600 November 7, 2011
To describe a woman who is overly thick in the right places. So thick that it would make a man fall to his knees. So thick that Buffy the Body would clap her hands in applause.
by Full Course Meal June 2, 2006
Historically; knowledgeable, articulate people upon whom the population relied for informative and accurate news of the day: modern; generally, people who had difficulty achieving a C+ average in their studies. —D.Mar
Journalist/Newspaper columnist of today are now characterized by extreme envy and a capacity for dissembling and dishonesty beyond description. —D.Mar
by Electric Ave April 10, 2020
by Hashbagpipe August 7, 2022
To mean a regular occurrence or thing that is familiar to you, your friends or your family. Something that is characteristic of the thing or occurrence in question.
"Oh I hate fog"
"Well where I'm from it's a staple in my dads newspaper"
"Getting roasted by your mates it's just a staple in my dads newspaper"
"Well where I'm from it's a staple in my dads newspaper"
"Getting roasted by your mates it's just a staple in my dads newspaper"
by Calchum October 13, 2017
person 1: hey, did you see the Significantly Better Class Newspaper?
person 2: yeah, it was really silly.
person 2: yeah, it was really silly.
by God_Of_Pizza June 4, 2021