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new rave 

the belief that if it doesn't have a siren in it, it isn't music.
guy 1: what is this? why has some twat sampled a fire alarm and then that bit from Kill Bill? you know, the music in the background when the Bride sees people on the list?

guy 2: Nah man, it's all good - it's new rave.
new rave by Mistah_Kurtz May 25, 2009
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Newhaven College 

A shitty high school on Phillip Island, Australia. Only dumbass rich people and smart people go there without realising that it’s not even that much better than Wonthaggi Secondary College and costs too much
Diesel: You’re a Nerd, you go to Newhaven College
Dion: Just because I go to Newhaven College doesn’t mean you can be a jealous bitch
Diesel: Shut Up Nerd
Newhaven College by DiooiD April 27, 2021

new rave 

New rave is basically a mix of fast beats that will literally get the whole room dancing. The music generally has a very positive feel about it and the kids who support the music are from a wide range of musical backgrounds, so ur gna get scene kids, ravers and other indie kids. The music varies a lot as its still a new style really! This is good as the music is VERY experimental and different, which is what music needs!! LONG LIVE NEW RAVE!!
and glowstickssss!!

Its bands like the klaxons, css, new young pony club, datarock, the sunshine underground, late of the pier, mdma, dandi wind, supersystem, these new puritons, hot chip and shitdisco.

this is just a few, there are wayyyy more!!
If you want to get a real feel of New Rave go for bands like klaxons, shitdisco and CSS...=D
new rave by NewRaveRiotVan December 26, 2008
Well... where do we start? Newhaven is a small town on the south coast of Great Britain, if you were to 'Google' Newhaven, it would come up with Newhaven fort, this is Newhaven's *only* tourist attraction.

It's a good thing that Newhaven only has one tourist attraction because its such a terrible place, people don't want to have a nice picnic on a picnic bench with there nan because

1. the chances are, they'll be mugged then beaten up whilst being raped, for there nice brie in the picnic and

2. All of the picnic benches are "out of order" either ripped from there foundations, dissected into the metal and wood bits, the metal bit is sold as scrap metal and the wood is used for the fire at one of newhavens 24 (and counting)rubbish pubs. Rubbish is a nice word to sum up the pubs in newhaven

Traditionally, it's a fishing town with a big fish market, now its just full of old moody overweight people who get up at 10 in the morning, go down to the pub, have 3 pints and whinge about the weather or something... ohh, and eat pork scratchings.

The whole port is owned by the french (doesn't that explain alot now).

Nothing much happens in Newhaven, just the odd murder, suicide and rnli launch.
"whats newhaven"
"newhaven lifeboat saved me"
"i caught rabies during my stay at newhaven"
Newhaven by mrtreeboy222 December 30, 2011

new rave 

A new scene fad that has emerged in recent months.
Sometimes reffered to as Nu Rave.
Popular among "popular" indie jock types, who use daddy's money to buy flourescent clothing and "save the rave" tshirts before going to clubs and dancing with stupid glowsticks in their hands.
The term was jokingly coined by the Klaxons who since have disowned the term, saying it was a joke.. but as usual, retarded scene kids latched onto the term, calling it new rave, even though the music has NOTHING to do with Rave.
Generally it involves making god-aweful techno sounds with keyboards backed with pumping basslines.
Bands associated with the movement are Hadouken!, Klaxons and CSS among others.

Hopefully this piece-of-shit movement will reach saturation point quickly and fuck-off back into obscurity so that my eyes can stop being assaulted by the aweful fashion associated with it.
Indie Kid: "OOOOOH New Rave is so original and fun".

Sane person: "Shut the fuck up, this isn't music, it hurts my ears"

new rave by Hadouken suck July 14, 2007

new rave 

a lifestyle with a certain type of music (fast and often wordless with electronic sounding noises) and a clothing style. the clothing style for me is amazing involving incredibly skintight jeans on both boys and girls and often leggings again on girls AND boys (both are great) everything worn is in the brightest colour possible and intended to be noticed. the style is often influenced by 60's 70's and 80's styles. fringes feature a lot as popular hair styles .
contrary to popular belief the klaxons are NOT NEW RAVE. they have said this themselves in many interviews. they just made up the term. i think new rave is the best fashion ever.
new rave by TeamWitty. March 6, 2007