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Newcastle Brown Ale

1.) The only beer you really need to drink.

2.) The beer that, upon consumption causes real men to beam with satisfaction and pussies to grimace like the little bitches they are.


1.) Everyday at lunch, my coworker and I kill a case of cold Newcastle Brown Ale. It helps us relax and carry out the rest of the day with style.

2.) Folks at the party were just chillin' and drinking Newcastle Brown Ale. Suddenly this frat boy asshole comes in and asks for a beer. After taking a sip he grimaced and asked for a Bud Lite. I grabbed a cold castle, chugged it, smashed the bottle, and then stabbed him the throat. Everyone present nodded with approval at my gallant actions.

Newcastle Brown Ale

The drink of Gods and those who want a ilttle bit more 'bang for buck'! The only beverage to my knowledge equipt with a temperature gauge. What more need I say? If it's not sold yet...the labels include 5 top class facts about the juice including reasons for the logo, reasons for the term 'bottle of dog' and other interesting trivia such as ideal comsumption temperature (works well in combination wiht the temperature gauge).
Drunk: Bottle of Newqui please
Bartender: That some sort of local drink?
Drunk: No i'm not from Newquay!! Bottle of dog? mothers milk? Brown Ale?
Bartender: Ah the drink of the Gods. One bottle o' brown coming up.
Newcastle Brown Ale by jazzle April 19, 2005

Newcastle Brown Ale

n. Some gross, expensive, hipster beer that tastes like wine. Will get you drunk.
I tasted Newcastle, then grimmaced.

newcastle brown veil 

Perfected in the North East of England in the late 1970s, the Newcastle Brown Veil is a coprophilic sex act carried out by the receiver of anal sex.

Following a successful deployment of ejaculate, a paste is naturally created recatally with remaining undouched shite.

After around 5-6 minutes this new paste will ooze from the recipients arse and is ready to be smeared across someone's hairline. The slow drip down the lucky Geordie lad's face starts to resemble the veil on a beautiful bride, only very, very shitty.
Whey aye man a canna believe wor lass gave us a Newcastle Brown Veil down ma heid last night. She was mortal mind and a was clamming for it.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026