City in the north east of england, (this is from someone who is neither a geordie nor a mackem). It is like every city, has its bad areas, as well as very nice areas, a few bad areas DOES NOT make a city a shithole, so up yours muchly sunderland. If you plan to visit Newcastle i recommend you go to Gosforth, Jesmond, Westerhope or Dene, nice areas with friendly, middle class people. I would avoid Benwell, Elswick, Scotswood and Byker, the not so nice areas. There is plenty to do in the city centre and if you know the right places to be, Newcastle is one hell of a city!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: I might visit Newcastle, what do you think?
Guy 2: Do, it's awesome, keep away from the shitholes though!

Guy 1: I hear there are some great pubs in Newcastle.
Guy 2: There really are, especially The Strawberry!!
by rice_krispies March 24, 2011
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The art of having sex. Named "newcastling" after the city of newcastle where people go for a good day out.
Are you two going to go newcastling in your house? Oh my!
by wifeofbath. September 13, 2008
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Suprisingly diverse and cosmopolitan city in the far north of England, also home of Viz comic which reflects the rich slang and drunkenness this city has bestowed.

A suprising amount of Urban Dictionary, mine too, are influenced by Viz.
Newcastle Brown ale was specially imported by Clint Eastwood due to the fact it's so awesome. And if it's good enough for cowboys, it's good enough for you.
by dj_monged August 8, 2004
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The best place in England where i and the cannyfit willneoriginate.come visit for a pint and a jaw spinning.
(Person1) have you ever been to England?

(Person2) yes I went to Newcastle it was canny necta!
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by Willne is fit February 14, 2020
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A city where you'll get shanked up regardless who you are or where in the city you are.
"999, what's you emergency?"
"I was in Newcastle, and-"
"Say no more, we have dispatched an ambulance."
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This comes from a non geordie or Mackem point of view:

A city in north east England that, no matter how hard they try to deny it, are exactly the same as Sunderland.

The geordies call Sunderland 'scum' but to be fair they arn't any better. Sunderland having a not unclean, but not clean either city center but the suberbs are much better.

Where as newcastle have a not unclean but not clean city center and the futher away you travel, the more of a shit hole it is.

Newcastle; famous for a cocky as fuck football team nobody outside of Newcastle can stand, Good shops, The great north run and a multi million pound bridge thats supposed to look like an eye.
Sunderland; famous for a somewhat shitty, yet improving, football team, beautiful beaches, fantastic annual airshow attended by 1.2 million and the biggest empire Theatre between leeds and Glasgow.

Night life is equal for both cities, Sunderland having The Point, Newcastle having The Gate; equally as immence.

Universities, both good unless you what a job in medicine; then sunderland.

The only thing that puts Newcastle on the map is The Newcastle international Airport, otherwise they are both equaly fantastic cities and Sunderland dosn't get nearly enough credit that it deserves.
Person A; Where shall we go at the weekend, Sunderland or Newcastle.

Person B; Either, as long as its not down south. Posh twats.
by Greenwool18 July 15, 2010
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Newcastle.. The Town is nice and the Shops are Great.. Has the the potential to be a great city but sadly isn't.

Due to the Scruffy, horrible, Bad mouth Ingrate's that inhabit the area. The football is a Joke which is funny because they used to have some of the best players to play in the premier league and now.. Well there ''Shit''

Lets Face it. Newcastle is a Fucking Joke. Thank you Geordie Tramps, you ruined a Good Place.
Newcastle Geordie Scum
by The Bosh Man June 13, 2011
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