NewJersification 

To take an immaculately beautiful woman and, through blind applications of high-contrast streaks, razor-straight bangs, sharp 45-degree layered angles - acrylic 'fingernails' which soon cover only half the actual nail and look like what exactly? - pounds of makeup, all of which have zero to do with the real woman, her proportions, natural coloration or her perfect, essential beauty, and have everything to do with a state-wide communal aesthetic, n' toin huh intuh a nudduh cookie cuttuh Joisy Goil.

Underneath it all was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen or would ever see. Beautiful beyond words. All that had to be done was to simply reverse the NewJersification to which she had , stunningly, submitted .

NewJersification by Monkey's Dad April 1, 2023

kalysta newberry 

the kind of person who smells when they take a poopy. ever fall on your knees after skateboarding, or take a razor skooter to the ankle ? thats how it feels when you meet a kalysta newberry. the the berries were too new ): too tart for me ... the one good thing about a kalysta newberry is that you can drink water with them (: mm water 😍 make sure to wash your hands for ten minutes after seeing a kalysta newberry. it wont help your eyes to cure from the sight, but your hands will most certainly be very clean 😋

"ahg man, i feel like a kalysta newberry"

kalysta newberry by thepoopgirls May 29, 2020

Newberific 

The term used when someone is or was being a complete newb.
Originated by a person who goes by the alias Newberific in many online games.

"OMFG your newberific"
"GG, you were newberific my friend"

Newberific by Newberific December 30, 2004

newberry 

I damn sure fucking crazy ass place don’t even get me started in the high school Dady money is bat shit crazy and the fact that B has fucked half of the school is horrible and Tyler is cute but fucking dumb af he has a new girl every week but the fact of the madder most girls in that school are hoes and his girl friend is cute but is definitely not the girl for Tyler and if you want a guys dick pic go to a group chat

Newberry- full of sluts like tyler

newberry by Da kracka November 27, 2020

Newberg

A small town in Oregon, about 20 miles away from Portland. Not much to do there except for go to the skate park or go catch a movie at the 99W Drive-In.

Very tolerant of people of other races and religions, mostly because everyone is too high on pot to really care. EVERYBODY CARES ABOUT THE PEOPLE IN UGANDA.

Choir program is amazing because they won a festival at freakin Disneyland and recorded a song for an upcoming Disney movie that nobody knows about

Chad: Thinkin about goin to Newberg this weekend to chill with some bros. What do you--
Keegan: THERE'S FUCKIN NOTHING THERE

Newberg by Kayleh Marie Elizabeth Law December 28, 2010

Newberry high school

Hey don’t get mad for what I say but newberry high school is full of sluts they know who they are and there is this one boy who is super cute ty ch so hot and his girlfriend and him are the perfect match for each other and I hope that they stay together forever and they ducklings hit that people drive there is crazy like gabes truck is the loudest for now but I got some shit coming in that gonna make mine louder I hope that all the ducking poeple in newberry see this shit

Newberry high school: full of hit boys and sluts

Newberry high school by Da kracka November 27, 2020

Newbern, TN 

A town in extreme Northwest Tennessee. Population: -400. Twenty churches, a couple schools, and the ancient train depot. No Wal-Mart, no stoplights. The whole town comes out for the basketball games. Nothing really happens.. and when it does, the whole town knows about it in the State Gazette.

Bob: You ever been to Newbern, TN, Tom?
Tom: Never heard of it, Bob.

Newbern, TN by boblovesme March 16, 2009