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NewJersification 

To take an immaculately beautiful woman and, through blind applications of high-contrast streaks, razor-straight bangs, sharp 45-degree layered angles - acrylic 'fingernails' which soon cover only half the actual nail and look like what exactly? - pounds of makeup, all of which have zero to do with the real woman, her proportions, natural coloration or her perfect, essential beauty, and have everything to do with a state-wide communal aesthetic, n' toin huh intuh a nudduh cookie cuttuh Joisy Goil.
Underneath it all was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen or would ever see. Beautiful beyond words. All that had to be done was to simply reverse the NewJersification to which she had , stunningly, submitted .

Nooberific 

One that is a complete Noob, or Newby.
Dude, you are nooberific.
Nooberific by Mike Marchione 2 March 29, 2009

n00berific 

verb: To be a n00b in an "ific" manner.

Used to imply stupidity or worthlessness.
N00berific, dude. Good job.
n00berific by DudelRok October 30, 2010

Nerderific 

<adjective> A term used to describe an object, concept, or person that is intelligent, innovative and somehow divine, breaking the traditional barriers of the sterotypical "nerd". While not necessarily understood by many, nerderific objects, concepts, and people are only appreciated by those who possess the esoteric knowledge to comprehend them to the fullest extent.

A combination of "nerdy" and "terrific." Not your common nerd.

<adverb> Describes an action that is so inconceivably innovative that it disrupts nearly everything it touches.
1. The ideas that Ryan presented in class were so simply nerderific that all the girls were after him.
2. The new smartphone, released by HTC, is nerderiflcally amazing.
Nerderific by verboten August 31, 2013

NewJersification 

To take an immaculately beautiful woman and, through blind applications of high-contrast streaks, razor-straight bangs, sharp 45-degree layered angles - phony fingernails which soon cover only half the natural nail and look like what exactly? - pounds of makeup, all of which which have zero to do with the real woman, her proportions, natural coloration or perfect essential beauty, and have everything to do with a state-wide communal aesthetic, n' toin huh intuh anuthuh cookie cuttuh Joisy Goil.
Underneath it all was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen or would ever see. Beautiful beyond words. All that had to be done was to simply reverse the NewJersification to which she had , stunningly, submitted .