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New Orleans Hot Brunch 

The unfortunate situation that arises when you’re working Brunch at the local po-boy shack and it’s almost 100° outside and the sweat drips down the small of your back inevitably accumulating in your butt crack. The only way to provide relief to this uncomfortable predicament is to dust the crack of your ass with the powdered sugar from the beignet station, thus absorbing the sweat and providing some small bit of relief as you continue to roast in the Louisiana sun.
1. HOT DAMN BRAH!! My ass is swampy like the Bartholomew Bayou, we got ourselves a New Orleans Hot Brunch today!

2. Person one: “Who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints?”

Person two: “Who gives a flying fuck? Pass the powdered sugar because it’s a god damn New Orleans Hot Brunch in my pants right now.”

New Orleans Klam Chowder 

Putting every bodily fluid into a woman/man then drinking the concoction out of her/his genitals with a slurpee straw.
Antonio: Hey my man how did it go with Mark last night?
Carson: We got freaky... He let me New Orleans Klam Chowder him it was radical.
Antonio: Nice!

New Orleans Turn

A turn in a motor vehical that is excessively wide. Such a turn is often performed out of laziness and/or because the driver is holding something in his other hand. As the name implies, it is common among drivers in the greater New Orleans area.
Trey had to preform a New Orleans turn in oder to avoid spilling his high ball.
New Orleans Turn by Santosha March 5, 2009

new orleans 

One of the best fucking cities in the usa.A great place to party.Also known as home of Mardi Gras and Jazz.If you have anything bad to say about the N.O then fuck off.
Allison-Im going partying in New Orleans tonight nigga!
Kim-fa sho!
new orleans by Allison August 29, 2004

New Orleans Burrito

Puking inside a girls vagina then eat her out after.
Hey Ishmael I just gave my girlfriend a New Orleans Burrito!

new orleans 

The largest port in the United States and 3rd largest in the world. Home to myself and some 480,000 others. 28% of which are white, 67% are black, and the rest is everything else. Home to some of the the very first housing projects in the U.S.

Highest murder rate in the country almost every other year. The murder rate was as high as 88 per 100,000 pepole in 1994, but is usually closer to 40 (the nation's average is 6-7 per 100,000)
New Orleans Laaaaaaaaaaaaady!!! something something and Esplanade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
new orleans by Hassell April 14, 2005