new man dump 

A dump so large, or so necessary, and so relieving as to have you walk away from the can smiling and saying "OMG, what a great dump, I feel like a new man." Hence, a "new man dump."

After eating at Taco Joe's last night, then a few drinks at the bar afterwards, plus a midnight snack, I took a New Man Dump this morning. I felt so good I am still smiling.

new man dump by Sr Bolsa Buena September 13, 2021

New Man Smith

A School for all of the rich white kids whose dads tickle their assholes with all the privilege in the world. Believe it or not, they are actually good at something such as (Spending thousands of dollars on cars, Calling the police on anyone that's not white, Being entitled brats). But they are also not good at things like (Any form of physical activities, Being a good person, and having a personality).

Person 1: Hey new kid. Welcome to New Man Smith. How rich is your family
Person 2: Not very. We are going through a rough patch
Person 1: Get out

New Man Smith by Wyvrv January 21, 2022

Old Man New Balance 

Any 990 and up variation of New Balance running shoes, esp. the 992 or 993 models.

Man that dude was rockin' some Old Man New Balance shoes.

Old Man New Balance by AstuteLegalScholar August 30, 2014

New England Man Chowder 

Semen that is very creamy and white, much like new England style clam chowder. Much different than manhattan man chowder which is less creamy jizz that is bloody.

dude, tonight I'm gonna give that bitch ass cunt a taste of my new England man chowder... If she likes it maybe I'll give her a bowl or facefull

New England Man Chowder by changus emangus March 9, 2008

New York City man hole cover 

When you shit then force the shit into a girls asshole pleasurably

"How's Amy." "Not good I gave her a New York City man hole cover last night, she's not walking right "

New York City man hole cover by Bizzle5shizzle October 19, 2016

new manchester, west virginia 

There is nothing here. No McDonalds, no KFC, no restaurants of any kind. It's like a no man's land here. I would rather live in Chester than New Manchester, and I never thought I'd say thta!

When I went to new manchester, west virginia, to babysit some dogs, there was no place to eat, so I died of starvation.

new manchester, west virginia by HamInTheFreezer September 29, 2017

under new management

Literally means a change of manager: in colloquial terms it is used in the event of someone who is seen liberating people from a tyrannical leader, only for the liberator to end up continuing the tyrannical reign, whether directly or even worse than before.

Originates from the memetic line in Megamind where Tighten says to a bystander thanking him from freeing them from Megamind that "I wouldn't say freed, more like under new management"

Pol Pot put Cambodia under new management with the Khmer Rouge

under new management by stoptakingnamespeople January 13, 2026