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new alliance academy 

A "school" where you have absolutely no freedom. A place where the school is literally shaped like a box and is smaller than CVS. A place where the principle acts like he's on crack. A place where you will be so glad when you finally leave.

However, this is also a place where you meet amazing new friends which you will never forget. The only good part about this "school" are the fellow students you meet.
If someone ever tells you that you should check out a school named new alliance academy, run as far as you possibly can.
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new alliance academy 

a school where the principle smokes crack and knocks down the therapists while playing soccer. where one of the therapists offers to hold your earings/nails in a fight. where the history/music teacher says that he hates you. where you will never meet a more awesome group of people.
i just started new alliance academy and its ahhmazing!

New Alliance Academy

A school that kicked me out ten years ago as of writing this. A school where I watched 3 of my classmates die before I was kicked out to cover up the fact that another student was sexually harassing me. A school where the former principal, who was about to retire, thought it was okay to kiss 17 year olds on the cheek as he expelled them. A school that's left me with lasting scars a decade on because of all the adults who were supposed to help, failed me in the worst ways imaginable.

(The person that sexually harassed me and was enabled by them ended up attempting to rape me post expulsion. He got to graduate normally still afaik. :) )
New Alliance Academy is a hellhole that left me with lasting trauma and complex PTSD ten years later because they cared so little.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026