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newsance 

The first person you hear from whenever an important news story breaks. Having idolized news anchors like Wolf Blitzer and Anderson Cooper, the newsance relishes every opportunity to experience the awesome wave of self-congratulatory importance that derives from delivering a novel news story. The newsance recognizes this as a cause greater than oneself and, as such, will go to great lengths to inform every last one of his/her friends about a breaking news story--at any time of day and by any means necessary.
*Phone rings at 3 a.m.*

John: What in the hell... *yawn*... who's calling so late?!
Phyllis: John! My goodness, have you heard? HAVE YOU HEARD?! Oprah just announced she's quitting her show! 25 YEARS!
John: Uh... gah, is this Phyllis again? Do you really have to call so late?
Phyllis: It's Oprah! This is, like, a historic moment! I just couldn't bear the thought of you waking up to it in the morning, having to deal with it all alone.
John: Listen, Phyllis, I know I've always called you my friend, but no longer. *hangs up*
John's wife: Phyllis, right? Jeez, she's a real newsance.
newsance by sevenup7 December 16, 2009

nuisance 

Basically means that someone is annoying.
"You're such a nuisance! I can't keep this up!"

Youtube Nuisance 

When you and your friends are sharing a computer to watch Youtube videos, and one person just HAS to show you a different video in the middle of every other one.
My friends and I were watching Ask A Ninja when one of them searched Keyboard Cat right in the middle of the video. What a Youtube Nuisance... I swear to god...

Fox Newsance 

The annoyance you feel when a valid organization like Planned Parenthood or ACORN or the NAACP ( all non- whites in general) is being harressed or misrepresented on Fox News. This feeling also arises whenever you hear the "Fair and Balanced" promo commerials on Fox News, because you know thats a right out lie.
Fox anchor ( blonde attractive pyscho): Planned Parenthood is forcing women to get abortions weather they want to have the baby or not, and black people are scary. This and more after these commerials.
Viewer: What bullshit, this is such a Fox Newsance.
Fox Newsance by FoggyBreath June 10, 2011

Nuisance 

1. One who is annoying.
2. One who wants people to follow rules but does not in return.
Leprochanic Elephantas
Phat Kid
1. You stupid nuisance!
2a. Go "over there" and "do that"!
2b. Don't tell me anything just do it!
2c. What makes you think I'll listen to you.
2d. If you don't shut up, I'm gonna stick you!
Nuisance by CJ September 9, 2004

nuisance of cyclists

A group of three or more cyclists gathering or travelling on a public road.

As used when describing a "Flock of birds", "School of fish", etc
He was late for work as he encountered a "Nuisance of cyclists" blocking the road.
nuisance of cyclists by LadyQ7 January 30, 2012