netwit 

One who is only clever or competent at a keyboard. Poor social skills but an expert at internet protocol.

He came off as such a stud in chat, but was a real netwit in person.

netwit by Mothshade June 7, 2005

Netwit 2.0 

Person who pieces together understanding of specific aspects the world using a PC and Internet connection, usually putting the results on a blog.

He's no idle netwatcher, he's pure netwit 2.0

Netwit 2.0 by netwit 2.1 December 20, 2010

Netwind 

Rewinding a Netflix show by a few minutes because you fell asleep the previous evening and can't remember what happened.

Me & the wife had to Netwind Narcos by about 5 minutes...we both must have dozed off the night before and had no idea what was happening.
by RSNK4 January 11, 2018

Netwind by RSNK4 July 30, 2023

natwithaheart 

Someone very small, like VERY.

natwithaheart is smaller than yde by a lot!

natwithaheart by MedalBrawl October 17, 2021

stir-fried nitwit

a manipulative, bald-faced hypocrite; douchebag

Although Norm graduated from Stanford, he's just a manipulative, stir-fried nitwit.

stir-fried nitwit by Miguel Valdez October 29, 2007

No Nut Nitwit 

A cocky bastard that uses those shitty cheap ass "Nut Passes" during No Nut November. The guy might even download the image so he can reuse it and continue to jerk his dick like a tire pump and say he won something. This guy probably cries when he doesnt get a participation trophy.

Bruce: Carter has already jerked off 13 times, and its only November 4th!
Adam: What a fat shit, I heard he uses nut passes as an excuse to reproduce with his hand!
Bruce: What a No Nut Nitwit, I bet his hand smells like crusty socks and expired milk!

No Nut Nitwit by Ocide November 3, 2022

nitwit 

An idiot, a fool

He's a complete nitwit

nitwit by Geoff September 13, 2003