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Nekophobia 

Fear of catgirls or nekos in general.
A: "I can't stand nekos, I'm legitimately afraid of them"
B: "That's nekophobia my dude"
Nekophobia by manghle December 5, 2019

Netiphobia 

The fear of nasal irrigation, as practiced by jamming a diminutive watering can into one nostril, and angling the head to promote the flow of solution out of the fellow nostril. Blech.
Because I suffer from netiphobia, I will never again look at a teapot or watering can with affection.

Armed with the knowledge of my netiphobia, the villain tortured me with youtube videos of people using their neti pots.

Netiphobia by Sharks V. Neti March 10, 2009

Neophobias 

New and unusual phobias probably made up by 14 yrs old online so they can relate with others suffering real phobia or illness for attention. It's like neopronouns for phobias.

Ex: Urbdicphobia fear of Urban Dictionary
A: Waaa grass so scary!
B: Omg do you have grassophobia , me too
A: What's that
B: It's one of the Neophobias which is fear of grass
A: Oh i'm not grassophobia just genshin player
Neophobias by Severe Amogusphobic October 6, 2022

Netorphobia 

Netorphobia encompasses a range of negative attitudes and feelings toward consensual cuckoldry, wife sharing, polyamory, open marriage and swinging or people who are identified or perceived as an acquiescent cuckold (aka wittol or mari complaisant), cuckquean, hotwife (aka vixen), swinger, bull (aka horner).
A.
This random guy called me cuckold because I let my wife to have sex with other men
Sounds like you have a case of Netorphobia to me. I despise Netorphobic bigots who think they own their wife/husband.

B.
I was called slut for having sex with a couple of men yesterday, and don't understand why these people are being so Netorphobiac to me.
Netorphobia by SilverIs September 16, 2019

NeophobiA 

Fear Of The New...Yet To g0d...Nothing Is New...
8:39pm«@ NeophobiA» nah nothing new
...See? He Is A g0d...hehe
NeophobiA by _EV|L_B|TC|-|_ March 9, 2003

NeophobiA 

Godlike Being to be feared on Irc. Often Found pirating software, music and movies. Occasionally chats but sometimes believed to be a bot.
«@ _EV|L_B|TC|-|_» vVè£çò)v(é•ßáçK NÈOP)-(Oß|Å
NeophobiA by Anonymous March 9, 2003