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Will try and win a conversation by boring the fuck out of anyone that happens to question ANYTHING.
Will not listen to anything outside of there own little mindset.
Will try and win a conversation by boring the fuck out of anyone that happens to question ANYTHING.
Will not listen to anything outside of there own little mindset.
look if you want to repeat the same stuff over and over again just go and post in uk.net.news.config
uk.net.news.config by Peter July 11, 2003
netnesia
You got on the internet for something, but somewhere between Youtube and lolcats, your original purpose was lost. Hours later, you emerge from the Web; not only have you forgotten why you got on in the first place, you've forgotten everything else you did today. Did you eat? Did you call your mother? You can't remember, can you? Oh god, you think as you spiral into a swamp of regret and depression-- but wait. Is that nyancat? -click-
The cycle repeats. That, my friend, is netnesia.
The cycle repeats. That, my friend, is netnesia.
5:27PM - Pizza, fuck yeah. Where can I get pizza? The interwebs know.
5:30PM - Oh, look, insert blog, channel, etc. was updated!
5:52PM - -gigglesnort- -follow video link to Youtube-
6:43PM - Can the human body survive that? How did she get her legs like... I'm forwarding this.
Eventually... - What... What happened? Where are my pants? Oh God, netnesia attack!
5:30PM - Oh, look, insert blog, channel, etc. was updated!
5:52PM - -gigglesnort- -follow video link to Youtube-
6:43PM - Can the human body survive that? How did she get her legs like... I'm forwarding this.
Eventually... - What... What happened? Where are my pants? Oh God, netnesia attack!
netnesia by ThatsTooBad November 13, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026