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egg in a nest 

The preferred hairstyle of bald men. Hair is present around the sides and back of the head, but the top is completely smooth. From behind, it closely resembles an egg in a nest.
egg in a nest by menfromearth December 24, 2003

Egg In The Nest 

A minor variation to egg in a nest, where an older man whose hair is thinning has a bald (often shiny) slaphead part on the top with a band of hair present around the sides.

The hair is the nest and the skin of the bald head is the egg.
"Mate, you have an egg in the nest"
"Haha, my dad has an egg in the nest"
"I suppose I am just a bit of an egg-in-the-nester."

egg in a nest 

After a man has been in very cold conditions or if he just has a small penis his penis looks likes an egg in a nest.
I've just been in the sea and it was really cold, my cock looks like an egg in a nest!
When a man's penis is so small it doesn't extend farther then his pubic hair.
Dude, that guy's junk looks like a nestegg.
Nestegg by Thedung August 26, 2012

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026