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Taking A Nesselrodt 

The act of deficating while on the clock at work. The extreme Nesselrodter will think nothing of entering the building in the morning, clocking in, and immediately hitting the bathroom. The longer you take the better as no Nesselrodt should last less than 30 minutes. A skilled Nesselrodter can expect to earn about 15% - 20% of his yearly pay while seated comfortably on the throne.
Man that food I ate for lunch didn't agree with me...I'll be taking a Nesselrodt if you need me.

I made $10,000 last year just Taking A Nesselrodt.
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Nessreen 

A very intellectual and independent woman who spends most of her time singing, reading or making weird faces. She loves to try new things and tends to have an adventurous side but at the same time loves to be cuddled up in bed sipping on some tea. She eyes as black as the night sky and a smile that has the potential to brighten up an entire room.
- Oh my God, I have never seen someone more beautiful. Do you know her name?
- Yes, that girl is called Nessreen.
Nessreen by Hng August 10, 2015
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nessecary 

So, you just spelled necessary wrong so y'know like why are you living?
"I might kill 3 people today"
"I don't think that is nessecary"
*read 8:53*
nessecary by Broken1210 September 14, 2019
Nessex is currently one of the dubstep industries best original innovators as well as mainstream remixers. He's best known for his remix of Xilent - Choose Me II, being ranked among top ten Dubstep artists in the world, and also his extremely loyal soundcloud following.
Raver #1 "Who's that maniac dropping bass-bombs on stage?"
Raver #2 "Omg, that's NESSEX!" *Eargasms*
Nessex by Dubfan October 19, 2012
A person who will change your life forever. Neesee is a miracle and when we need one, is able to do one for us. In all that can go wrong she is the one who will make it all better. Neesee will bring you to victory and allow you to see in yourself what you may never have seen otherwise.
Neesee, NeeSee
Neesee by martianmommy February 13, 2010
A strong, fearless boy from Wales who once lost his hammer.
Nessenyul! Wheh'za hahma
Nessenyul by MikeTrout27 October 24, 2018

Adrienne Nesser 

One of the coolest women on the face of the earth. She's married to Billie Joe Armstrong, the gorgeous and talented lead singer and guitarist of American punk band Green Day, and no matter what you teenies care to believe, you are not competition for her and he will not divorce her to marry you. She manages to stay out of the annoyances of Hollywood and remain completely loyal to Billie Joe, as she also raises a family with him.
"Adrienne is the only woman I will ever love." -straight out of the horse's mouth, Billie Joe Armstrong
Adrienne Nesser by S-a-r-a-h May 15, 2005