NERP

N.E.R.P.

N.E.R.P.

Needy
Eager
Rapey
Pervy

'Oh Tom keeps groping Laura and Jade... What a NERP'

'Tom made that girl touch his penis. He's such a NERP!'

by 50sotGman October 3, 2012

nerp

to ejaculate

Dude, she let me nerp on her boobs!

by Big D February 20, 2004

Nerpes

When you have herpes on or around the nipple region.

Ew, I was about to go down on Sandy when I realized that she had Nerpes!

by The Red Ranger April 18, 2006

nerp

When you're hanging out (usually with a bunch of people of the same sex) and you start acting weird because you are either tired or excited. For girls, an example could be laughing uncontrollably at something that isn't funny. For guys, an example would be rockin out to N'sync or Lady Gaga without caring about who sees you/being made fun of. In general, going crazy.

Dude, Joe's singing 'I kissed a girl' off-key at the top of his lungs.
--I know, he's nerping right now.

by hiflyer65 June 9, 2009

Nerp

One who discreetly take the property of someone else

Everytime I see that guy someone he's nerpin' someone's shit.

by Vmbljlt February 3, 2018

Nerp

when the nipples get hard due to coldness or arousal and can be seen poking through a tight shirt

dude, I love it when she nerps!

by Cantiki August 4, 2005

Nerp

a cross between a noob and a derp - nerp

used to decribe the worst people ever, like a certain person who im not allowed to name on here !

wow did you actually just spill the milk? you nerp

by JAAAAKKKKEEEE January 18, 2011