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Nerd Boner 

The act of getting a proverbial boner over something that is really nerdy.
Derek has a giant nerd boner over his world of warcraft character.
Nerd Boner by Mr.Boracus May 1, 2006

Nerd Boner 

achieving a boner from the gain of knowledge that has no sexual content
DUDE! I was watching Ancient Aliens on the History Channel and got a nerd boner
Nerd Boner by Tehpirate November 11, 2009

Nerd Boner 

A nerdy attraction to a game or comic
Yo, I have such a nerd boner for the new Monster Hunter game
Nerd Boner by Purest Dragon December 15, 2017

nerd boning 

The act of intense study of a particular subject, usually the night before an assignment is due in.

Derived from The Simpsons quote: "Well, if it isn't the leader of the weiner patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons".
John: Looks like we'll have to do some nerd boning for this test.
nerd boning by Spoofnet November 20, 2007

Nerd-Boner 

When something is so imencly nerdy/tecy/geeky it could quite possibly cause an erection
I was at the dirtmall the other day and I saw a guy basically giving away old school N.E.S. games I totaly got a "Nerd-Boner"

Nerd Boner 

An erection that is gained by nerds when they talk about technology. Benjamin Joseph Wickens gets them all the time.
What happens when people talk about goigle fiber is a Nerd Boner.
Nerd Boner by welshcaravan May 15, 2014