Nepiophile

Yet another rebrand of pedophilia; yet apparently is supposed to mean attraction to toddlers and infants.

Sane Person: Pedophiles don't deserve sympathy.
Pedophile: I'm a nepiophile! There's a difference!
Sane Person: <Google's it> That is sick. Get some help!

Nepiophile by Nikolai5 October 11, 2019

nepis

It’s just the word “penis” but the letters are rearranged.

My cousin said his nepis hurts. I asked what a nepis is and he said that it’s his wiener.

nepis by Churd Furgishun June 8, 2020

Nepic 

Not actually as epic as 'epic' but a small victory anyway. Comes from 'not' and 'epic' - nepic

I had a nepic time last night just sitting around watching old movies.

Nepic by Miss Cat Shoes September 14, 2011

lil nepitiz 

in reference to the classic jack black quote "yo yo ma's cousin little nepitiz"- someone who you are not quite friends with, yet from what you know know is a classic kid

yo i was straihgt chillin with with that one kid from econ
-oh yeah i heard he had sex with momo g. tht kid is defintily yoyomas cousin lil nepitiz

lil nepitiz by john(jack)garvey February 24, 2010

Nepiophilia

A sexual orientation that represents romantic and sexual attractions to very young children, as in babies and toddlers within the age span of 1-3 years, peaking at 1.5 year olds.

The sexual orientation is the rarest among all attractions to children, and is considered within psychology as the minority of the minority, if you like. It's also an orientation that not so many have heard about, as it isn't mentioned all that often.

The psychologist was studying the effect that Nepiophilia had on people.

Nepiophilia by 3d5jllppgaydunerboogers October 16, 2023

y/nepithymia 

a word which describes the desire/wish to be y/n of stories, written by fans of particular fandoms (fanfictions).

Man.. this fanfiction gave me y/nepithymia

y/nepithymia by vour June 10, 2019

Nepic 

New Epic... Contrary to most beliefs of meaning "Non" Epic...

*MMOFPS Results screen comes up*
Me: Wow that noob got 5 kills and 50 deaths!!! HAHAHAHA!!! WHAT A NOOBISH LUZAH!!! NEPIC PHAIL BIATCH!!! xD

Friend: That was you dipshit o.o

Me: Oh... =(

Friend: So How's it feel to be a Nepic Phailure?

Nepic by Jonny3093 May 9, 2011