Top Definition
1. a way to express that you are kidding and talking in a geek voice
2. a geek version of "NOT!!!"
3. if you get into an argument and you say something geeky, you use neomp as a save.
kid one - "wow ur a fuckin faggot just give up."
kid two - "well at least my mother does not have a stomach resembling a circle with a radius of 1000.. neomp"
by aurora arianne tomoko March 09, 2007

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