stupid short little men who think they are big and gods gift to women.
they Like to play games and confuse others and then act like nothing happened.
They will one day regret how they treated the hottest chick they ever had
Boy: "hey im a nelson"
Girl: "..ahh no thanks i would rather swallow razor blades and stab myself in the eyeballs then look at your messed up face"
by Muhhamad August 28, 2008
Top Definition
An attractive man with a huge penis, he is also a good in bed and great at kissing!
Woah, I totally was with a nelson last night!
by Will Bradshaw March 04, 2008
Someone who has really big muscles , chizzled features, rugged, really good at sports.
girl 1:omg did u see that guy at the gym

girl 2: omg i know he is such a nelson
by Waaapaaaa May 27, 2008
Small, extreamly liberal town in South Easten Brithis Columbia, Canada. Is known for having some of the best weed in the world.
Nelson is the shiznit
by Kyle de Jong September 21, 2005
Hottest man on earth, he has a huge penis. He gets all the chicks, he's friends tease him because they are jealous, he is great in the bed, and even better at kissing
Girl:I love that Nelson

Girl:he is so great in the bed
by Kattymate November 27, 2014
to have an overgrown mustache

from the word kitchen
can be related to a john or dave
mostly bruce murray marks and davids
wow, man ur nelson is massive!
by milk bottle 25 June 22, 2012
A cute person who is in middle school and has like 7 friends and is from a small carribean island like Puerto Rico.
Person 1: Man, did you see Nelson today?
Person 2: Dang, he look fine
by Itzy123 December 22, 2011
to be beast and to poun all while being off your medications.
bro you're such a nelson at dead island.
by jakXIII January 09, 2012
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