ur neice fleece 

an insult to comback any ultra mean insults like ur granny tranny. it will cause the victim+ some unlucy bystanders to disinagrate in every quantumunivers with them in it.

1: ur mum gay
2: no u
1: no u granny tranny
2: no u to early so ur sister mister
1:sorry haha

2: dont you dare you will go from speech 100- speech 99
1: ur brother a mother
2: thats it no u
1: no u squared
2: ur daugter a thotter
1: ur neice fleece
2: ***dies immeadiatly***

ur neice fleece by ememmemeememmeme June 10, 2018

Ms. Neice 

Black and white. Likes to boogie oogie woogie. Funny. Dark humor. Good teacher! Discoooooooo

Ms. Neice is the best teacher

Ms. Neice by ieatchocolatesauce May 24, 2023

national neice day 

niece
/nēs/

Learn to pronounce
noun
noun: niece; plural noun: nieces
a daughter of one's brother or sister, or of one's brother-in-law or sister-in-law.

hey , have you thought about having me a neice yet. you know national neice day is november 24th ?

nah i haven’t thought about having a neice yet

national neice day by avionna mae November 24, 2021

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being 

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019

Flocon De Neige 

This act requires props! You will need: brogue loafers, a rubber band, a pair of scissors, a fine mesh sieve, and a shot glass of extra virgin olive oil.

This act also requires a specific position: the male will straddle the female’s tits facing her face (dick pointing towards face). The males knees need to be seated in the females armpits.

Act itself: Two people strip naked. One person: male or female, does not matter, will be wearing brogue loafers - to keep it classy. A rubber band is then applied to the man at the hilt of the pecker - in front of the balls - in order to pinch off the urethra. The female, with a pair of scissors in her off hand and a shot glass of extra virgin olive oil in her strong hand, will then coat the shaft with the extra virgin olive oil and continue stroking up until the point of climax. During climax - THIS IS IMPORTANT - she swaps the scissors to her strong hand and with her weak hand places a fine mesh sieve infront of the head. She then uses the scissors to trim the rubber band to release the release at an accelerated speed which then atomizes the jizz so that it appears to snow down on her face neck and chest like a flurry of snowflakes.

ALL CREDIT FOR THIS NEEDS TO GO TO JAS FROM THE FREEDOM FRIENDS PODCAST WHO COULDNT GET THIS UPLOADED WHEN HE TRIED

You won’t believe the amount of props it took to do the Flocon De Neige with my girl last night

Flocon De Neige by mj9864 December 14, 2021

bare necessities 

The minimum of what you need. Generally pertaining to what things you need to be happy or what you need to survive.

"Dave only needs the bare necessities in life, it's all he requires to be happy."

"If you have to leave you home quickly after a disaster don't take anything but the bare necessities."

bare necessities by SilvaFox March 20, 2017

nence 

The plural of nonce.

'place was filled with nonces, like'
'you mean nence'
'what?'

nence by Stanson March 14, 2017