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Don't Neglect the Balls 

Words used to describe a person in your workplace who possesses a PhD in Epic Douchebaggery.

A typical "DNB" will do things far beyond what any normal person will do to please their superiors; often without any additional compensation, reward or recognition.

DNB's alienate their peers due to their weasely kissy-ass nature, and often believe they hold an advanced supervisory position - often implied by their boss in order to boost their ball attentiveness.
Boss - "I see you are making deliveries after work on your own time...but don't neglect the balls!"

Employee - "Gargle Gargle!" ("Yes Sir!")

Boss - "Um, SURE you're the nightshift super*mumble*...as long as you keep letting me know who's goofing around!"

Employee - "Gargle Gargle!"
Related Words

Alabama negligee

In rural Alabama women often wear a sheep costume to lure men into bed.
Mary Sue you got your Alabama negligee on back in the back of the trailer?
A negroid (i.e. black person) in the Japanese language, since the Japanese language switches the letters "r" and "l", for whatever reason.
"Abdul Hakim, race: NEGLOID" - Cowboy Bebop, Ep. 2
Negloid by SpermDonor July 1, 2012

pothole neglect 

what the state highway department does that eventually cause a fatality
Because of the assholes in the state highway department and their pothole neglect, my daughter lost her husband of 2 weeks. The lawsuit is pending. This is a true story.
pothole neglect by jeff rose August 27, 2008

din mor er neger 

Larses mor er neger
lars: hvaså monobryn

Noah: Din mor er neger

negredation 

The influence that Negro, black, African-Americans have had on modern pop culture.
Motown and Michael Jackson are prime examples of the negredation of pop culture.
negredation by Dannysierra38 June 26, 2009