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The resulting burning red rash when you use Nair on your genitals
"I wanted to be smooth as a baby's ass down there but the Nair gave me Nerpies"
Nerpies by NocturnalNight June 13, 2019
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When you're drunk and piss all over yourself because you cant aim.
Aye , I think your mate is a bit drunk, he came out of the bathroom and had neepis marks all over him.
Neepis by THiZzFREAK November 14, 2020
Small toys specifically shaped as an animal or person. They're usually dispensed by fast food resturants with children's meals, and horribly painful to step on when a child leaves them on the floor.
"When you're done playing with your neemies, please put them away."

"What happened to your foot?"
"I just stepped on a sharp neemie while I was in your room."
Neemies by Jane Howery April 8, 2008

neepie cheese 

Cheese that tastes like a neep( or a turnip for anyone that isn't scottish)
Hmm said John this cheese tastes like a neep
That's because it neepie cheese said barry
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026