A person who is highly intelligent, socially inept, and obviously spends too much time on the computer playing games like WoW or EVE, where he is a God-Amongst-Men. They are easily identified by their neck hair and clean shaved face, or a Neck Beard.
Wow, that Neck-Beard just sits in his room and plays EVE all day. And yet he still has A's in his classes. Fucking Neck-Beard.
by PKPNewbz July 05, 2009

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(v) - to hide in your room, lights off, blinds drawn, shying from society in order to play a video game. This is the stereotype for Dwarf Fortress players but the variety is getting bigger, with games including Minecraft, Warcraft, and Team Fortress 2.
Niall: Where did Ryan go? The party starts in an hour!
Patrick: He went to his room to play TF2. He wants to get a golden wrench.
Niall: He's not neckbearding hard enough to get one of those, and he's neckbearding pretty hard.
by neo! July 06, 2010

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A byword used on HCRealms.com that best describes a gamer who has become an over excessive greed driven scalper/hoarder who is often known to make a 'living' selling toys and collectables on ebay from their parent's basement.
I've checked every store in the past 300miles for the new Toys R' Us exclusives, but they were all sold out!! Damn neckbearders!! Always jacking the goods forcing me to pay extra!
by GVirus August 23, 2011

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a digusting fat body who wears tight minnie mouse shirts, hairy neck, and a pedophile grin
Hey Ernest, get the hose...neck beard passed out on the lawn again.
by Twat Wrinkle September 23, 2003

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In programming jargon, a neckbeard is someone who enjoys working in lower level languages for the sake of being manly. Neckbeards typically favor Unix, VI, and AD&D.
I dunno I don't speak neckbeard
by purly May 28, 2010

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Kyle Orton's alter ego, backup quarterback for the Chicago Bears
Kyle Orton takes the snaps, but Neckbeard throws the touchdowns.
by Miles Schermerhorn December 17, 2007

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The ultimate beard for people who don't want to hide their face with a beard but still love beards. Seen on fierce indie kids, gurus, football stars and sexy naked gorillas. Fucks up cctv face recognition and freaks out pussy haters. Popular a hundred years ago on the likes of inspirational revolutionaries such as Abe Lincoln Che Guevara, Bob Marley and Jesus and coming back now with a vengeance.
Wow sexy gorilla lead me astray with your hairy neckbeard
by hotbazooka April 06, 2010

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