When a man grows a full beard, but still shaves his neck. A fat man will often do this in an effort to make his face "slimmer".
by heffe1981 December 15, 2015
The word neckbeard, deriving from the conjoining of the words “neck” and “beard,” is a descriptor for a type of man characterized by an inflated sense of self worth and a powerful sense of entitlement, particularly to affection, subservience and sexual acts from women. The name is a reference to the poor grooming and hygiene standards typically held by such men, with the result that their facial hair is unkempt and extends down their neck. At the core, neckbeards’ inflated egos and misogynistic attitudes towards women serve as a coping mechanism for personal insecurity and a lack of self confidence. Such an attitude allows them to place the blame for their failed social interactions on others rather than undertake self examination and improvement. Neckbeards also typically have an interest in anime, hentai and waifuism, due to their stereotypical perception of Japanese women as being meek and subservient to men, and thus their idealized, non-threatening sexual partner. Fedoras are also popular among neckbeards due to their seeing themselves as sophisticated, respectable gentlemen, as opposed to the “Chads” or “assholes” they believe women normally are attracted to. Copious amounts of Mountain Dew, Doritos, video games, and a sedentary lifestyle are all additional hallmarks of the neckbeard ethos.
“Females like you only go for jocks and assholes, you never want to give nice guys like me a chance. You missed out on a gentleman, slut.”
“God, what a neckbeard. I can still smell him from here.”
“God, what a neckbeard. I can still smell him from here.”
by ProfCDryDrunk October 25, 2020
Any human who regularly wears:
A pinstriped fedora
T-shirts with strange metallic looking mid 2000's middle schooler student's idea of a tattoo designs
In-congruently flashy metal jewelry
Interests include My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, katanas, unrequited affection
Will refer to others as sir/madam/m'lady/sire/miss/overly formal honorifics
Frequently use the word "shall"
Many profile pictures poorly photoshopped to change eye color and background to look more "demonic"
Does not necessarily have to have a beard or any facial hair, though it is typical.
A pinstriped fedora
T-shirts with strange metallic looking mid 2000's middle schooler student's idea of a tattoo designs
In-congruently flashy metal jewelry
Interests include My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, katanas, unrequited affection
Will refer to others as sir/madam/m'lady/sire/miss/overly formal honorifics
Frequently use the word "shall"
Many profile pictures poorly photoshopped to change eye color and background to look more "demonic"
Does not necessarily have to have a beard or any facial hair, though it is typical.
Janet:
He's definitely nice, but his fedora and pony collection lead me to believe he may be a neckbeard.
Should I be concerned?
Brad: Oh, not really. He's harmless, but he might cry and make you feel guilty when you won't touch him.
He's definitely nice, but his fedora and pony collection lead me to believe he may be a neckbeard.
Should I be concerned?
Brad: Oh, not really. He's harmless, but he might cry and make you feel guilty when you won't touch him.
by spaceboy33 May 29, 2016
One whom wears band shirts daily, shaves monthly, and bathes never. Often smelling of cheetos, Mountain Dew, and depression, the average neckbeard can be found playing World of Warcraft in their mother's basement. Along with their very poor grooming, the average neckbeard often be categorized as being morbidly obese.
Person A: Oh my god...Assclown over here smells like shit. He's been wearing that same shirt for like 2 weeks.
Person B: Ew...looks like he used decoration scissors to cut his beard.
Person C: Guys, it's not his fault he's a neckbeard
Person B: Ew...looks like he used decoration scissors to cut his beard.
Person C: Guys, it's not his fault he's a neckbeard
by That1douchebag December 20, 2016
V. To obsessively collect and hoard some nerdy pursuit to the point of excess and often at the expense of others. Derived from the noun forms of "neckbeard" (both definitions).
I went to the store to get my kid the new action figures from the latest comic book film, but they were sold out already. I later heard one guy neckbearded them all in one purchase.
by Rurouni KJS May 27, 2011
Someone who has wasted their life getting so good on a video game so that playing against them isn’t even fun. They are called neckbeards because they sit at their computer all day and have poor hygiene.
by real_deal_steel_69 June 16, 2021
A man who feels entitled to love despite being extremely unattractive and undesirable to women. They tend to have terrible hygiene, extreme political opinions, and hatred towards women. Interchangable with incel.
by JP the ENFP June 15, 2022