Nebraskan

Someone from that one state in the middle that you forgot about.

Examples: Fred Astaire, Gerald Ford, Warren Buffet, Malcom X, Lucas Cruikshank (Fred Figglehorn), Jojo Siwa, Buffalo Bill, etc.

Nebraskans like corn a lot; they really do.

by Saul315 January 20, 2023

Nebraskan

one with an origin of fat ass. Has trouble sitting on normal sized chairs. Needs to sit on Nebraskan Chairs. Sometimes used as an insult.

"You're such a Nebraskan. Your ass belongs to Nebraska."
"Mom, I want to go to Nebraska"

by Nebraskansheepo April 23, 2007

Nebraskan Condom

1. A plastic bag filled with wet corn that is used for Nebraskan sex, or fishing.

Trevor is using his Nebraskan condom to catch some spoonies at the river

by FfruitCakeE August 9, 2009

Nebraskan Tugboat

The act of sounding whilst performing the intimate act of docking. The result is an projectile exchange of the object that has been rammed down one males urethra, into the other males urethra.

"I was chilling with my homie yesterday and was like 'hey why don't we combine our favorite past time of docking, with the raw power of sounding" and was finally able to recreate the Nebraskan Tugboat that my uncle taught me when I was younger.

"That sounds gay as hell"
"Nah, its ok, we had socks on."

by Dr.Didgeridoo March 24, 2018

Nebraskan handshake

An otherwise normal handshake from an incredibly brave and strong person (e.g. a member of the Coast Guard's elite secret special operations force) that in one motion pulverizes the receiver's hand and causes a chain reaction of intracerebral and subarachnoid hemorrhage leading to certain demise. Ability to give a true Nebraskan Handshake is extremely rare and studies show a significant linkage to the amount of scrod the giver consumes.

Congratulations, you just earned yourself a top spot on the list of people awaiting a Nebraskan handshake. I hope you're left handed because I'm going to grip your right hand tighter than your true love. And you get the privilege, of hearing your bones break before the power of embrace causes your veins to explode.

by Hamnose November 9, 2018

The Nebraskan Cornhusker

masturbating with a corncob pipe up your ass, ejaculating into the bowl and letting the the jizz dribble through the pipe into your asshole.

March of the Nebraskan Cornhusker:

Rally huskers, glory waits for you,
Rally huskers, show what you can do
Fight! forever, Oh! you team,
For the scarlet and the cream

by juan jorne May 20, 2010

Average Nebraskan

The act of being finger-banged by a passenger while driving down the highway.

That couple is pulling an average Nebraskan at 70 mph!

by James.albrecht November 21, 2022